Busy day for a troll like me...

Legacy.

A tip that I pass down to my daughter this morning;

To drink less chicken essence, study harder and get better results. Prove to your mum, you do not need chicken essence to get better results.

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Something I learn last night;

Next time at a bar and when u see this girl that you are really interested in,

"Excuse me, Miss. I am lost. Can I go home with you?"

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Something I learn last night;

Next time at a bar and when u see this girl that you are really interested in,

"Excuse me, Miss. I am lost. Can I go home with you?"

You still went home alone right?

think he didnt make it home either..... *lost mah* lol

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Something I learn last night;

Next time at a bar and when u see this girl that you are really interested in,

"Excuse me, Miss. I am lost. Can I go home with you?"

Hmm.....and the reply was a slap!?

I just heard this line from one of my guys last night while doing reservist.

I have yet to try it. When I do, I will update the results here.

MC, include pics hor......more telling.

Do you know why there are so many 'Tan's in the phone book?


Because they all have phones.

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Do you know why there are so many 'Tan's in the phone book?


Because they all have phones.

ROLF! Really good one!

reading this thread always make me chuckle

such a relief amidst all the desperate housewives threads the last few days

if there's a MC game thread, I wanna apply

troll "flavour of the week".......

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Las Vegas is full with all kinds of gambling devices; Roulette tables, jackpot machines and wedding chapels.

which desperate housewife is getting hitched in Vegas?

Pointing to a super train set, an old man said to the shop clerk, “I’ll take it.”
“I’m sure your grandson will like it, sir,” said the clerk.
“I suppose you are right,” sighed the old man, “You’d better give me two.”

Hehee.. Desperate housewife.. Very farnee ...

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Two goats wandered into the junkyard and had a field day. One of them spent a particularly long time bent over a spool of film. When he was finished, the other goat came over. “So, did you enjoy the film?”
The goat replied, “To tell you the truth, I liked the book better.”

Alamak MC, ur goats very intelligent leh.. Lets hope they dun end up in DGman's roast skillet this 28th.. Oh yeah.. We are having lamb, not goat.. Phew !

But on a separate note anyone knows where in singapore they serve goat's meat indian style ? Wanna bring my indian colleagues out for a meal ..

“Doctor, doctor!” said the panic-stricken woman, “my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he’s swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?”
“Quite simple,” said the doctor calmly. “You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband’s mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite – haul it out.”
“Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. I’ll go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cod’s head.”
“What do you want a cod’s head for?”
“Oh. I forgot to tell you. I’ve got to get the cat out first!”

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Haha! Keep them coming!

My daughter asked me the other day, "What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?"

I shrugged my shoulders after a few quick tries.

"Dam!"

Then my first lecture to her about cursing begins.

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mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Something I learn last night;

Next time at a bar and when u see this girl that you are really interested in,

"Excuse me, Miss. I am lost. Can I go home with you?"

Or this...." Miss, u r the most gorgeous woman around here; but I am the only guy talking to u."