Busy day for a troll like me...

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

watermyforrest wrote:

you need to sit on your thinking chair...

this one is mine.

Whoa... from my favourite writer (after the late David Gemmell)... I like...

One-liner jokes here as well...

"2 guys walk into a bar and the third one is a duck."

bros a better chair to sit in to think and reflect would be this:


of course a thinking bed would be better.....

watermyforrest wrote:

LOL!! Another krassik!

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

One-liner jokes here as well...

"2 guys walk into a bar and the third one is a duck."

if i am not wrong MC : shd be 2 guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks."

ah..... no wonder i did not get it.

asahi wrote:

riverdeity wrote:

@MC - I think you're even funnier on the forum than in real life

Trust us! There are not that many jokers out there as good as MC.

What with his carrying staff bag and walk Keppel, club throwing antics etc......sure to make you laugh.

Means he's really boring in real life. Fact ?

oh. i am really boring in real life.

father. 2 kids. stay in hdb. monotonous life of sending kids to school, classes.


The only exciting is my scorecard. birdies to double pars all in the same scorecard.


thats the joke of the day.

You have kids?! you look really young

riverdeity wrote:

You have kids?! you look really young

I'm MC's youngest son.

MC is funny on the forum, funnier in person and funniest when he is trying to play golf.

if you do not know him, you will think he is trying to be funny on the golf course. but thats just him to try and be the caddy and golfer at the same time. Hence the Batman and Robin picture that Benny aka WTF has created for him.

he is one of my early customer so i have seen him grow from a man to a boy (no typo) and thats pretty much him. he has no chip on his shoulder and it takes a real man to be able to laugh at himself. He is also a very loyal friend and good person at heart.

he is also one of the very few person i know who owns a ship and wants to buy a Land Rover Defender to drive from Depot Road to Keppel Club. But once in a while he reverts to being a boring shipping executive with the Audi Q7.

Last but not least he is one of 2 person who will turn up with a carton of light green PSI enhancing substance in my hour of desperation.

sidetrack a bit.....there are a few funnier person whom i really like to meet.....one is Redbull and the other is Bangla123. the best birthday present is a foursome with MC, RB and Bangla...on the golf course that is. sometimes i think they are the same person, but thats just me reading too many conspiracy theory novels.

DGman

DGman wrote:

MC is funny on the forum, funnier in person and funniest when he is trying to play golf.

if you do not know him, you will think he is trying to be funny on the golf course. but thats just him to try and be the caddy and golfer at the same time. Hence the Batman and Robin picture that Benny aka WTF has created for him.

he is one of my early customer so i have seen him grow from a man to a boy (no typo) and thats pretty much him. he has no chip on his shoulder and it takes a real man to be able to laugh at himself. He is also a very loyal friend and good person at heart.

he is also one of the very few person i know who owns a ship and wants to buy a Land Rover Defender to drive from Depot Road to Keppel Club. But once in a while he reverts to being a boring shipping executive with the Audi Q7.

Last but not least he is one of 2 person who will turn up with a carton of light green PSI enhancing substance in my hour of desperation.

sidetrack a bit.....there are a few funnier person whom i really like to meet.....one is Redbull and the other is Bangla123. the best birthday present is a foursome with MC, RB and Bangla...on the golf course that is. sometimes i think they are the same person, but thats just me reading too many conspiracy theory novels.

DGman

+1000 Like

I love MC too ..

His game has also improve alot too after you know who I know build him this long putter .... he missed a good 7-10 birdie or par putts mostly rimming the hole ....

I was 2 down at one point ... and his game suddenly collapse ... duffing chips after chips ... and having problems getting out of the bunker ..

I manage to level with him with 3 holes to go .... then i remember the mind F skill my idol(slinger) taught me before .. my idol told me MC had a self destruct button that I have to find and activate it .. My idol usually manage to activate the button during the first 9 holes .. But I had problems locating it ...

So I thought hmmm this is a good chance since he played 8 on a par 5 and 6 on a par 4 ... with 3 more holes to go .. this is the time to try to activate the button ...

So after hitting my drive on hole 16 ... no problem .. I went up to him before he tee off and ask him ... Is your self destruction mode activated ??? He calmly told me .. Nope ... I say huh ?? You screw up the 2 holes already leh .. So with my fast hand.. I press his left nipple ... He just smile .. I press a few more locations which i think it is not right to mention in the forum ... He just smile back .. but i did notice the wet patch in his shorts grew bigger.

That hole he useda 3 wood .. put in on the fairway .. hit is approach 7 feet to the hole and calmly 2 putted for par .. MC 1 up 2 to go ...

I did not lose the match ...

Master, I am not worthy.



Where is the fun in being a man at the den?

There is a reason why the old storeroom was fitted with mirrors on walls, ceilings and it is the most popular place to be at one point of time...

DGMan, you forgot G_Man.... wouldn't it be interesting if we can see all three different people RB, G_Man and Bangla in the same flight...

But I digress... MC, I have yet to have the honor to play in the same flight with you... But pls, no more Keppel unless we are walking and you bring your staff bag... else I have this super strong urge to drive the buggy on the fairway...

I've played with MC a few times but the one I remember the most was the first.

Let's not say too much about MC's game that day. What was more important was MC's ability laugh at himself in spite of mucking up big time. He took the punches blow by blow, and still held his head up high.

Kudos to MC. A prat on the forum but a good person at heart

watermyforrest wrote:

Sir, you forgot G_Man.... wouldn't it be interesting if we can see all three different people RB, G_Man and Bangla in the same flight...

But I digress... MC, I have yet to have the honor to play in the same flight with you... But pls, no more Keppel unless we are walking and you bring your staff bag... else I have this super strong urge to drive the buggy on the fairway...

RB and G_Man cannot go together at the same flight. I know that for a fact because I know 2 of them personally. Bangla, I cannot say because I do not know him YET.



benny, I also yet to have the honor to play with you too and I am looking forward to it soon. I do not mind to walk 18 holes at keppel with my staff bag but this is a privilege only open to members and unless u are a member of keppel, that day will never come.

Never reply my long post ....

Technospaz wrote:

A prat on the forum

Just realised that I am actually a closet keyboard hero....




all these kind words... but lets not talk about me anymore...

eh. wait. i started this thread because I was trying to divert attention from another thread. but i guess people still do like to read what idiots got to say at the end of the day...

mowen wrote:

Never reply my long post ....

i told my mum.

She was laughing...

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

... unless u are a member of keppel, that day will never come.

Agreed bro... unless the membership is free (which I might give it some thought whether to accept or not), that day will never come...

mowen wrote:

I did not lose the match ...

But the true highlight of the day was what you said before u sang "Gangnam Style."

WMF... so we got to start planning for other courses!

I know your constrains but unforunately I cannot plan anything during the school holiday week. can we do something on the week of 17th? I am not sure which day I am exactly free but I will let you know ASAP.

I'm ok with pm flight