Busy day for a troll like me...

MC...the cha bo with the rooster hairdo is your relative?

with you running, the streets will be flooded so please bring lots of sweat bands hor.

Real Master, no. She is a fellow runner whose photo i took off Nike's FB Page as illustration. Credit is of course given to Nike Singapore for the photo.

i thought you know her cos you can ask her if she and Esq Bates goes to the same hair stylist?

MC
see you at the startline this Sunday
I collected the pack on 1st day and it was a bitch to Q for the customization but quite nice after the shirt was printed

you forget to mention that there will be another Finisher T-shirt after the 10km
dont forget to wear your wristband

Lastly for $45, i think its quite worthwhile considering the runners get 2 Dri-Fit tshirts

Ralph, did you join the previous Nike Runs? How do you find the quality of the shirt?


Anyway, #!@)#*@!&&@#. We meet at the gym and at run events. When are we going to play golf together?!!

Troll can run?!!!???

asahi wrote:

Troll can run?!!!???

we will find out by sunday afternoon.

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Ralph, did you join the previous Nike Runs? How do you find the quality of the shirt?


Anyway, #!@)#*@!&&@#. We meet at the gym and at run events. When are we going to play golf together?!!

haha, this is my first Nike run, didnt do previous years so long forward to clocking a good 10km this Sunday
actually i still dunno why this event force you to wear their tshirt to run, a bit silly right? other than for wayang
the quality is ok but i find the L a bit tight fit, i dont expect much from tshirts these days, but the design is quite cool lah, better than most of the runs i did this year
look to see the Finisher one as well

ok back to golf, lets do a weekday am, i got some leave to clear and we can walk, discuss over pm

yah. i was planning to run the Nike Event with my Adidas shirt, take the Nike Run shirt and do the Adidas run. and end of the year, stand chart, I take HSBC Open shirt, wear and run!

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Student A, what is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student A.

"And the opposite of depression, Student B?"

B Replied "Elation."

"And you, sir, how about the opposite of woe?"

C said, "I believe that would be giddy up!"

Hahaha... Lol!

Fresh riddle from dropping my daughter off this morning.

Why are fishes so smart?

Because they are always in schools!

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so are we at the same table tonite......i heard sharks fin is on the menu......

Master, yes. Sharks Fin is on the table tonight. I am fully aware of that. Tsk tsk.

Fresh riddle from my daughter this morning.

Q: Why is the dog afraid of going out of the house yesterday?

A: It is afraid it might turn into a HOT DOG.

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."

Another good one .. Keep it up bro, I start enjoying it

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

" Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

Steady Pak. You did my job for today.


Now i can continue to sob about Soon Heng.

Bro, I can never do your job. I always look for this thread every morning. It always brighten up my day. Thanks

Pak, your joke is also very good. I will remember to use this when the next guy in the plane try to chat me up.

Great ! However, you need to know the answer though. Don't ask me as I do not know shit

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of an enormous forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.

"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.

As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.

After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"

Another good one Good morning everybody !