Busy day for a troll like me...

golfool2009 wrote:

DGman wrote:

people get sacked in double quick time for insensitive remarks......

btw i loved malay weddings or any occasion where food is served.

DGman

Nothing beats a Malay wedding held at the kampung where vats of curry, rendang, nasi pulut, etc are cooked right in the open.......there's a lot colour, music and noise....too bad there aren't any kampungs left in SG......

You still can come to Indonesia for that bro

DGman wrote:

what so much to like about your mind MC?

The part where I do not know when to quit?

Last Thursday after mowen won me 6 & 5, walking up to the tee box, I said, "How about skins for the rest of the holes?"

After the last hole, I paid mowen 4 more skins...

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

I agree with the writer. True Racial Harmony is only embraced when we can make jokes about each other religions/cultures, sit down and laugh together at the end of the day.

Like mUAr cHEe...i agree too. Would love to see Russel Peters do a gig with 'Singapore Content'...hahah..

One day a duck went into a hardware store and asked the owner for some duck food.

The owner looked at him funny, and said, "This is a hardware store and we don’t carry duck food."

The next day the duck came back to the hardware store and again asked the owner for some duck food. The owner, disturbed that the duck came back, said, "Look, Duck. I told you yesterday. This is a hardware store; we do not have any duck food! If you come back and ask for duck food again I will cement your feet in the ground!"

So the next say the duck came back again and asked, "Do you have any cement?" "No," said the storeowner. "We just ran out yesterday and we will not be expecting any new stock until next week.

Then, the duck said, "Do you have any duck food?"

Duck & Cement !

Five cannibals get employed as programmers in an IT company.

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shake their heads and reassured the boss that they have mend their ways.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of one you idiots ate the developer?"

One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed."

wonder if WMF would laugh or frown on this one

original joke i heard was a different occupation; credit card salesman. but i changed it for his honour.

wanted to use spycam sales man, but it sounds too direct.

i heard this joke before but it was about a shipping company...

Somehow the joke is lost on me.

Explain please?

There were three pigs.

The biggest pig went to the market and asked for the largest soda. He gulped it up and asked where the bathroom is. "Right over there," says the store clerk.

Then, the middle pig went to the market and asked for the largest soda. He gulped it down and asked where the bathroom was too. "Right over there," said the store clerk.

Finally, the littlest pig came in the market and asked for the largest soda. He gulped it all down. The store clerk asked," Aren't you gonna ask where the bathroom is?"

"Nope," said the little pig," Don't u remember I'm the one that wee wees all the way home."

A married woman has a lover. It’s no secret, her husband and all there friends know about it. One day, the woman suddenly dies. At the funeral, to the embarrassment of all, the boyfriend is there and is crying hysterically. Finally, the husband can't take anymore of it. He approaches the man, puts his arms around him and says "Please don't carry on like this. I'll marry again.

Ur jokes been a good start for my day..

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

One day a duck went into a hardware store and asked the owner for some duck food.

The owner looked at him funny, and said, "This is a hardware store and we don’t carry duck food."

The next day the duck came back to the hardware store and again asked the owner for some duck food. The owner, disturbed that the duck came back, said, "Look, Duck. I told you yesterday. This is a hardware store; we do not have any duck food! If you come back and ask for duck food again I will cement your feet in the ground!"

So the next say the duck came back again and asked, "Do you have any cement?" "No," said the storeowner. "We just ran out yesterday and we will not be expecting any new stock until next week.

Then, the duck said, "Do you have any duck food?"

Funny joke. The rest are mostly lame.

contributing to ur collection of lame jokes

there 3 morons in a bedroom with a double decked bed. since they were morons, they all slept on the 1st bed
moron #1 said "hey, it's too crowded here, moron #3 go up", since he was also a moron, moron #3 went up
after he went up moron #2 called him back "hey moron #3 you can come back now there's some space left!"

Q: What do morons do when it is cold in winter?

A: They crowd round a candle.

Q: What do morons do when it is very cold in winter?

A: .......


























They light the candle

why did the married guy cross the road?

because he wants to get knocked down reall bad to end his miserable married life?

Coz married man is chasing after the chicken

nutty88 wrote:

because he wants to get knocked down reall bad to end his miserable married life?

you're right!! because he saw the car coming.

Bear wrote:

Coz married man is chasing after the chicken

this is a damn good one though

A compliment from Master!

I'm humbled...

Do I get a prize? MP52 4-PW perhaps? Hehehehe

Bear wrote:

A compliment from Master!

I'm humbled...

Do I get a prize? MP52 4-PW perhaps? Hehehehe

Dear Bear,

I wish I could give you a MP52.

However, metal is in short supply where I come from.

Would you prefer this instead?



Many Thanks.

Aaaaiiihhh...omg omg omg

I don't think I can handle that shaft!! Looks waaay too stiff and heavy!!!

Its gonna hurt my....my.....

Hand Heeheeheehee

Somewhere in between my grand scheme of things and getting distracted, I decided to accompany my sister in this year Nike's We Run SG 10K. We signed up for this event about a month ago. They provided registration fairly easy over the internet which is a standard these days but irritatingly to me, all the race information is only available through their FaceBook Page. Whatever happened to having your own website?

Anyways, my sister and I made our way to Orchard Central last week to collect our Race Pack. Initially, we planned to avoid the first day due to our phobia of crowds. I regretted it the next day. There were so many XMMs and first 300 people who showed up had free customization on their running shirts!

You could have your initials printed on the back of shirt like this...



the super runner badge was something that you can only earn by proving that you can run 500 metros within 4 minutes and you had to do that on the spot on the thread mill.


They do provide running shoes for you there on the spot if you are up for the challenge.

Your unique race number will also be printed on the bottom front left corner of your shirt.



This is what we went down for last Thursday.



Yes. Collecting our Race Pack and Cold Stone Creamery. Ha! What a way to start the event. But we were not alone! Alot of other people are doing it as well!!

Anyway, this is what is in the race pack;



Nike We Run SG 10K reusable tote bag.
Nike We Run SG 10K Running Shirt.
Nike Water Bottle
Race Tag & Fastener
Finisher Wrist Label
Race Information Pamphlet
Zalora Voucher
SSC Health Information Pamphlet

The bag is pretty cool. It is big and can be of great use in your next trip to the supermarket to get groceries. You can chip in your bit to help the environment by using it and cutting the usage of plastic bags.

The Shirt has some pretty disappointing reviews so far on their FaceBook page but it felt okay to me and perhaps this is only because this is my first race. I would make similar comparison next week once I have collect my Race Pack for the Adidas King of The Road race. Shirt Material is not exactly standard dri-Fit and it feels more like a thin cotton shirt.




But so far, everything else is telling me it is DRI-FIT. It feels comfortable wearing it for both running and casually. I am just surprised that the shirt is black in color despite it being a day event.

The water bottle is a pretty standard squeeze bottle and I would guess that it has a 16oz or 500ml capacity. There is no label on it though.

The Race Tag is the green strip you see in the picture above and it is meant to loop around your laces. I would do a short write up for it in my upcoming review of the event itself.

Race Information Pamphlet is detailed and it includes the standard T & C, race route information and what to do and not to do on the day itself.

SSC Health Pamphlet has the standard and good questions that one needs to run though to make sure that one is in good health and condition to participate in such a race.

So we now look forward to the big day on Sunday.

Photo credits of Race Pack Collection Day goes to Nike Running Singapore FaceBook Page.