Busy day for a troll like me...

you sure he was not holding the remains of what he left in his pants after he lost 10 and 8.....i have not seen anyone so happy after losing to duffy.

DGman wrote:

you sure he was not holding the remains of what he left in his pants after he lost 10 and 8.....i have not seen anyone so happy after losing to duffy.

duffy is converted liao.... no more 10 n 8

duffy is now a WOH golfer....... Win One Hole

yes i heard about the $30 meal....how can a single person on earth eat that much worth of Kway Chap in a neighbourhood store alone......

DGman wrote:

yes i heard about the $30 meal....how can a single person on earth eat that much worth of Kway Chap in a neighbourhood store alone......

Boss,

That is not the ultimate. That boy can do more.

if he comes for the special makan we are arranging, he better pay for 3 paxs.......or we will have to ration......haha

BTW it was great playing with you guys! thanks

I promise will start to give u guys some competition in a few months...... once i learn your sercrets gradually....

oh hope you had fun Linus......the boys are good in their game but some can eat better than others.....watch out for fat boy, he can do both well.....

blong wrote:

BTW it was great playing with you guys! thanks

I promise will start to give u guys some competition in a few months...... once i learn your sercrets gradually....

many thks for the water melon juice....

next game u will be up against the kranji hyena.... he cfm jio u for vegas

up to u to say yes or no....

A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he clumsily walk down the middle aisle and start knocking over almost everything. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?" "I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"

Wahahaha...

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, the center's director told him that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied.

"An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars;
an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand;
an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand.
An ounce of a politicians brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a politicians brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many politicians we would have to kill?"

Good one Mr Troll..keep the humour going.

Nice.

Four people are in an airplane, the pilot, the smartest man in the world, the richest man in the world, and a punk teenager. The airplane experiences some difficulties, and the pilot informs the three passengers that the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes on the plane.

The richest man in the world takes one, because he says that his lawyers will sue everyone else on the plane if he doesn't survive.

The smartest man in the world takes a parachute, because he thinks that the world would be a worse place without him.

The pilot says to the punk "There's only one parachute left, I'll fight you for it." "That won't be necessary," said the punk, "The smartest man in the world took my backpack."

And the moral of your gr tweet is?

Old man aka lumber fai, pls get your technological knowledge right.

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somemore u working for IT company... *tsk tsk tsk*

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Old man aka lumber fai, pls get your technological knowledge right.

This is a forum and posts made here are either 'posts' or 'threads'

tweets are posts made on twitter which is acessible via their website or their twitter app which is available on iOS, Android and Windows Mobile OS




somemore u working for IT company... *tsk tsk tsk*

This is new add'l Joke ??? .....lol

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Four people are in an airplane, the pilot, the smartest man in the world, the richest man in the world, and a punk teenager. The airplane experiences some difficulties, and the pilot informs the three passengers that the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes on the plane.

The richest man in the world takes one, because he says that his lawyers will sue everyone else on the plane if he doesn't survive.

The smartest man in the world takes a parachute, because he thinks that the world would be a worse place without him.

The pilot says to the punk "There's only one parachute left, I'll fight you for it." "That won't be necessary," said the punk, "The smartest man in the world took my backpack."

reminds me of last sunday flight.....

smartest man in my flight buys the curry fish head.....

slinger wrote:

reminds me of last sunday flight.....

smartest man in my flight buys the curry fish head.....

I am looking forward to the next curry fish head again.

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

slinger wrote:

reminds me of last sunday flight.....

smartest man in my flight buys the curry fish head.....

I am looking forward to the next curry fish head again.

Although it will be sick eating curry fishhead every sunday but if the smartest man is always buying, then i will try to swallow it.

Unfortunately due to conflicting tour schedules, I do not foresee that curry fish head will be served every week.

We can perhaps order something more suitable and befitting the occasion like pig trotters bee hoon.

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so
Pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won
Again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the
donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next
day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life. So be yourself and
enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot
happier and live longer!

but always remember that all of the news media are a bunch of ass holes,
and who do you think controls almost all of them?

A butcher saw a Lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him: Oi Lawyer! What would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat?

Lawyer replied: Of course, I’ll make the owner pay for it!

The butcher said: If that is so, now you owe me $15 because it is your dog.

The Lawyer replied: Very well, just deduct the $15 from the $25 you owe me for the advice, I’ll collect the remaining $10 the next time I pass by here.

No wonder TS kept on buying golf stuffs...