Calling all Long Hitters - LANPAR wants YOU!

u like the word but u will hate it when u see it in action.

i played with the hyena not too long ago... he boasted a score of 100 plus with self implemented penalties of 3 strokes and 5 strokes.... but he is the one that took all the money from the sixes and individual...

blardee hell... still wondering if that innocent-sheep-like look is part of his BSM...

I am sure there were many of those whom are very good in their BSM. I am sure I will hate it too if I do see them or him in action. However, if it is someone that you know. I really do not mind.

Otherwise, if it is a stranger that happen to join your flight. There will be really painful.

However, look on the bright side of it. Not everyone can do it in controlling their score and manage their game. I have an Indonesia friend here that I knew for 2 years now and I still do not know his actual HCP.

He always win by only few strokes and we still do not know when and how he throw his strokes during his round. We can only see the different when he is playing in a tournament. This I called an professional BSM.

Begbie wrote:

What abt those who are neither long nor short... I.e In Between Of Lanpar and Shic... Got any groups for us ... ?

better contact MC......join the PCCC.....

DGman wrote:

Begbie wrote:

What abt those who are neither long nor short... I.e In Between Of Lanpar and Shic... Got any groups for us ... ?

better contact MC......join the PCCC.....

join member no.3

i'm no 2

my wrist is sore already

Panji from non golfing activities???

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mUAr_cHEe wrote:

wah... fellow hood brudder... u are in LANPAR club... and since u virtually beat me at my own home course... i need 2-2 from you liao...

Your Humbly,
Sexcretary-General
PCCC (Male Charter, 2012)

My hood-brudder...

let me see...#1 .I am suffering a bad back...#2 .when I play, ppl say I play like char boh,#3 I play around 1.3 games per month....and #4 I don think I good enough to use NXT


but since you ask..2-2 ...ON you.............but based on stroke play.

Thank you

yours very humbly

1st registered Lanpar

Duval_S wrote:

but since you ask..2-2 ...ON you.............but based on stroke play.

very smark fellow hood brudder...

All this for 1 jug of water melon juice...

DGman wrote:

Panji from non golfing activities???

Trying so hard to join LANPAR ranks, I tried adding some swing speed with more wrist action. Still CMI

pushslice wrote:

DGman wrote:

Begbie wrote:

What abt those who are neither long nor short... I.e In Between Of Lanpar and Shic... Got any groups for us ... ?

better contact MC......join the PCCC.....

join member no.3

i'm no 2

my wrist is sore already

U hv two hands.. if one is sore make use of the other... Or u can always lease-a-hand...

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mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Duval_S wrote:

but since you ask..2-2 ...ON you.............but based on stroke play.

very smark fellow hood brudder...

All this for 1 jug of water melon juice...

huh !!!! u not kidding me rite.....one jug???

PLZZZZZ hor !!!!

at least one jug AND one 100+...ok


BTW, I had downgraded to graphite shaft .... more suitable for 'Man fm UNCLE'

Wow, what a cool club you guys have formed:) Maybe it will be nice if the members of this club can post some stats to help out the rest of us.

For instance :
Their average driving distance
fairway hits per round
and the handicap/ average score they shoot

So we can finally figure out if having more distance equals to better scores?

Duval_S wrote:

at least one jug AND one 100+...ok

ONZ!


Now comes the tough part....


Finding a common free slot between 2 doting fathers/ahmad/errand-boy/page/runner

Slicer51 wrote:

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Slicer51 wrote:

Moly,

You have a new fan .. where are you ?

Busy planning her BDSM. I mean BSM.

I always likes this word BSM

Coach.. What is BSM?

Oh yah.. I am still waiting to hear from mloy..
Anyone knows her Facebook?
Does anyone know until when is the BSM is?

Lisy wrote:

Slicer51 wrote:

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Slicer51 wrote:

Moly,

You have a new fan .. where are you ?

Busy planning her BDSM. I mean BSM.

I always likes this word BSM

Coach.. What is BSM?

Oh yah.. I am still waiting to hear from mloy..
Anyone knows her Facebook?
Does anyone know until when is the BSM is?

why must u hear from her? acting like a stalker now. relax la

BSM is buaya status management.

Lisy wrote:

shamusan wrote:

Lisy wrote:

For Ladies golfers. How far is considered Long hitters??

i would say that for lady golfers, you should refer to ms mloy for reference... but i do seem to remember mloy hitting average drives of about 200m or so

Who is mloy in real life? do you have her Facebook?

I have not met mloy.. so I don't know what are her distances with her clubs?

Drivers 200m is with roll or ball drop location?

Pushslice.. this is what i have been trying to find out..
There is no one else that knows the answer except mloy herself..

BTW..
I am a lady golfer not mloy stalker..
I don't even know who is mloy..
and that is what i have been trying to find out..
who is mloy?

I am not your Coach... but I am a foremost observer of BSM practitioners... so i can share with u some insights...


BSM stands for Buaya Status Management where one deliberately plays badly and increases one gross score to manage one's standing amongst one's peers. Administratively, this will also affect one's official handicap index, which many naively believe that it is an accurate gauge of one's skill.

It has been observed that highly skilled BSM practitioners are able to control their club and emotions so well that they can top/duff/shank their ball and display believable acts of emotional outburst to convince fellow flight mates of the authenticity of their mistakes. Other lower level skills include self-imposing of penalty strokes to run up the gross score due to minor rule infringement; deliberate 'accidental' moving of the ball while address or declaring a lost ball after the sixes and individual bets have concluded in the last few holes.


in mloy's case, her BSM mode will only be switched off for that one game when an individual agrees to give her '1-2-3', '2-3-4' or '5-5'.

These are my inputs so far...

Lisy wrote:

Lisy wrote:

shamusan wrote:

Lisy wrote:

For Ladies golfers. How far is considered Long hitters??

i would say that for lady golfers, you should refer to ms mloy for reference... but i do seem to remember mloy hitting average drives of about 200m or so

Who is mloy in real life? do you have her Facebook?

I have not met mloy.. so I don't know what are her distances with her clubs?

Drivers 200m is with roll or ball drop location?

Pushslice.. this is what i have been trying to find out..
There is no one else that knows the answer except mloy herself..

BTW..
I am a lady golfer not mloy stalker..
I don't even know who is mloy..
and that is what i have been trying to find out..
who is mloy?

So u want to know about Mloy's 200m. Usually with roll, but sometimes when stars are aligned, it is her's carry distance.

so serioussss liao

@ Lisy

Mloy is a friend and she is a good consistent player.

Facebook is private. If Moly likes to invite you, she will. She may be busy right now managing her BSM

Easy, as nobody here mean to offence anyone. We are all just kidding with each another.

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

BSM stands for Buaya Status Management where one deliberately plays badly and increases one gross score to manage one's standing amongst one's peers. Administratively, this will also affect one's official handicap index, which many naively believe that it is an accurate gauge of one's skill.

It has been observed that highly skilled BSM practitioners are able to control their club and emotions so well that they can top/duff/shank their ball and display believable acts of emotional outburst to convince fellow flight mates of the authenticity of their mistakes. Other lower level skills include self-imposing of penalty strokes to run up the gross score due to minor rule infringement; deliberate 'accidental' moving of the ball while address or declaring a lost ball after the sixes and individual bets have concluded in the last few holes.

Wow, nobody can explained better than you on the dinfination of BSM. If you do not mind, can I copy and keep it for further reference ?

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

I am not your Coach... but I am a foremost observer of BSM practitioners... so i can share with u some insights...


BSM stands for Buaya Status Management where one deliberately plays badly and increases one gross score to manage one's standing amongst one's peers. Administratively, this will also affect one's official handicap index, which many naively believe that it is an accurate gauge of one's skill.

It has been observed that highly skilled BSM practitioners are able to control their club and emotions so well that they can top/duff/shank their ball and display believable acts of emotional outburst to convince fellow flight mates of the authenticity of their mistakes. Other lower level skills include self-imposing of penalty strokes to run up the gross score due to minor rule infringement; deliberate 'accidental' moving of the ball while address or declaring a lost ball after the sixes and individual bets have concluded in the last few holes.


in mloy's case, her BSM mode will only be switched off for that one game when an individual agrees to give her '1-2-3', '2-3-4' or '5-5'.

These are my inputs so far...

Muar chee.. not calling you.. Slicer51 is my coach..

Thank you for the definition of the BSM... that was really good..
I did not know people will actually do that..

Can you explain what is '1-2-3', '2-3-4' or '5-5'..

I am still trying to learn about these things..
Thanks!!

Easy lady. I am not your coach and I am not qualify to be one. Please stop using the word. Thx

Heehee... ^__________^ will use other words..

Slicer51 wrote:

Wow, nobody can explained better than you on the dinfination of BSM. If you do not mind, can I copy and keep it for further reference ?

No problem...

the privilege of playing golf with the chairman of the LANPAR club.......

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Picture can't be viewed..More importantly, how did your game match against a lengthy opponent and how many fairways did he hit