Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!

female charter...

Ceriosuly Hit Eerily, E-diotly But Yet Eloquently LONG Club


"wah.... Look at mloy's tee shot.... C*****E LONG...."

bro MC, no wonder people want to murder you ....

Going rate I think is $750,000 for my head. But upper or lower head, that one you figure out.

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Going rate I think is $750,000 for my head. But upper or lower head, that one you figure out.

Pls lah.... you are deinfinitely not so expensive.

After looking at DGMan's choice of iron for every hole as oppose to mine, I think I'm automatically enlisted as member of this club.
Furthermore, with my 180m drive I think I can become senior member...

we shld have a match between the short hitters n long hitters... tht wld be fun...

Derek wrote:

mloy wrote:

Count me in. I definitely qualify for SHIC as my drive is short.

Dear Ms (or Mr) mloy,

Your application is still pending verification of your gender. If you are female, you are invited to start the female charter of LANPAR, please figure out the appropriate acronym. If you are indeed male, as some of your flightmates and victims seem to think, then you are welcome to the club.

Enjoy your golf!

Stomach Ache!!!!!

Good one Derek!

Ok so I am suppose to support Derek. So there we go. I admit I am a short hitter. Frowns

I had my courtesy round with Derek and had been officially inaugurated into the club

short hitter, that would me me. very short distance. :-)

Wah, if ZX can join, i definitely qualify. I want in as well

How can ZX qualify? I PROTEST!

JL, you still have the contact for the customized putter cover?

zhenxua wrote:

I had my courtesy round with Derek and had been officially inaugurated into the club

Dear Mr ZX,

Perhaps you may have misunderstood some of the requirements for joining SHiC. However, based on our game, I doubt that the following events which occurred during the game would help your case for application:

1) Driving the ball 40m-80m past me
2) Hitting your 3 wood longer than my driver
2) Having 3 eagle chances (2 on Par 5) during the game

That being said, based on the accuracy of your approaches into the green and the excellent ball striking you displayed, with irons, hybrids and woods, I am gladly nominating you for entry in the prestigious LANPAR club, given that you have no problem arriving ...

P.S. If your putting and chipping was sharper, even Slinger would be worried

Dear Mr Sham,

I am officially forwarding the application form for ZX to you. As it was a hot day yesterday, he must have gotten confused as to which club he was joining.

Lol when is my courtesy round Derek?

Derek wrote:

zhenxua wrote:

I had my courtesy round with Derek and had been officially inaugurated into the club

Dear Mr ZX,

Perhaps you may have misunderstood some of the requirements for joining SHiC. However, based on our game, I doubt that the following events which occurred during the game would help your case for application:

1) Driving the ball 40m-80m past me
2) Hitting your 3 wood longer than my driver
2) Having 3 eagle chances (2 on Par 5) during the game

That being said, based on the accuracy of your approaches into the green and the excellent ball striking you displayed, with irons, hybrids and woods, I am gladly nominating you for entry in the prestigious LANPAR club, given that you have no problem arriving ...

P.S. If your putting and chipping was sharper, even Slinger would be worried

Dear Mr Sham,

I am officially forwarding the application form for ZX to you. As it was a hot day yesterday, he must have gotten confused as to which club he was joining.

Letting ZX in would have made all of us short SHiT SHiC.

Good Call!

Derek wrote:

zhenxua wrote:

I had my courtesy round with Derek and had been officially inaugurated into the club

Dear Mr ZX,

Perhaps you may have misunderstood some of the requirements for joining SHiC. However, based on our game, I doubt that the following events which occurred during the game would help your case for application:

1) Driving the ball 40m-80m past me
2) Hitting your 3 wood longer than my driver
2) Having 3 eagle chances (2 on Par 5) during the game

That being said, based on the accuracy of your approaches into the green and the excellent ball striking you displayed, with irons, hybrids and woods, I am gladly nominating you for entry in the prestigious LANPAR club, given that you have no problem arriving ...

P.S. If your putting and chipping was sharper, even Slinger would be worried

Dear Mr Sham,

I am officially forwarding the application form for ZX to you. As it was a hot day yesterday, he must have gotten confused as to which club he was joining.

i'm sorry Mr Derek,

i have heard of zx apparent long drives... but i fear that he seems to lack a certain caliber and a few personality traits which we of LANPAR appreciate...

if you would like a full list of what he is lacking, i could perhaps email you the 50 page PDF file for your perusal...






alternatively, i could also email you the blank page of qualifications that he meets?

Derek wrote:

There is strength in UNITY!!!! Let's band together to share our woes and experiences from the unique (or perhaps not so unique) perspective of the short and normal hitters of the game. WE SHALL BE SHiC (trademark pending)!

SHiC WANTS YOU!!!!!

Leave your name in this thread and SHiC will get back to you!

TGIF Guys .... enjoy your weekend!

Hi Derek

can i join?

For ME:

- struggle to hit a 6 iron 150m, let alone a 9 iron
6 iron = 140m

- think that a 200m drive is a good drive
Definitely damn good drive

- can only dream of driving the green on a Par 4 or reaching a Par 5 in 2 shots
Still in dreamland

- Have a driver swing speed in double digits (mph)
Most definitely

- have been made to feel inadequate by long hitting friends and flightmates
Of course!

- prefer to play from the white tee instead of the blue
Always!

LOL!!! Welcome to the club Simoner!

Derek wrote:

LOL!!! Welcome to the club Simoner!

Thanks mate!

I m now SHIC!

so zhenhua also have to join the PCCC???

Derek wrote:

mloy wrote:

Count me in. I definitely qualify for SHIC as my drive is short.

Dear Ms (or Mr) mloy,

Your application is still pending verification of your gender. If you are female, you are invited to start the female charter of LANPAR, please figure out the appropriate acronym. If you are indeed male, as some of your flightmates and victims seem to think, then you are welcome to the club.

Enjoy your golf!

Derek,

Have you finished your verification yet?
Which club does she belong to?

DGman wrote:

so zhenhua also have to join the PCCC???

NO SLOT.

meia07656 wrote:

Derek wrote:

mloy wrote:

Count me in. I definitely qualify for SHIC as my drive is short.

Dear Ms (or Mr) mloy,

Your application is still pending verification of your gender. If you are female, you are invited to start the female charter of LANPAR, please figure out the appropriate acronym. If you are indeed male, as some of your flightmates and victims seem to think, then you are welcome to the club.

Enjoy your golf!

Derek,

Have you finished your verification yet?
Which club does she belong to?

So funny.. can't help.. can't stop laughing.. ^__________^

meia07656 wrote:

Derek wrote:

mloy wrote:

Count me in. I definitely qualify for SHIC as my drive is short.

Dear Ms (or Mr) mloy,

Your application is still pending verification of your gender. If you are female, you are invited to start the female charter of LANPAR, please figure out the appropriate acronym. If you are indeed male, as some of your flightmates and victims seem to think, then you are welcome to the club.

Enjoy your golf!

Derek,

Have you finished your verification yet?
Which club does she belong to?

Definitely not PCC Club. She is not good at stroking. ask for 5-5... preposterous!