Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!

can i sign up too?

if slinger is allowed, i can be his PA...

shamusan wrote:

can i sign up too?

if slinger is allowed, i can be his PA...

Dear Mr Sham:

After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that your application for membership has been rejected. Kindly take not of the exclusions below:

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While membership is SHiC is open to most, unfortunately some will not be eligible to join, examples are Golfers who:

- complain about playing from the white tee cos after driving, they can't make a full swing for the second shot
- Cause a jam at the tee box cos they are waiting for the flight in front to clear the green
- are the main reason why flightmates use earplugs at the teebox from the sound of their driver striking the ball
- Specially hunt for tour equipment cos even normal aftermarket S-flex is not stiff enough
- hit 200m target boards with hybrids
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Also, as there have been unconfirmed reports that you managed to clear the back fence of the OCC driving range and send it to the Dendro 1st hole tee box (while still hungover), we would like to recommend an alternative club for you. Please contact Guy and Tourswing for details.

shamusan wrote:

can i sign up too?

if slinger is allowed, i can be his PA...

if you are a short hitter....

what are we mere mortals.

SHiC is pretty lame. Any chance to reconsider Short Hitter's Team (SHiT).

I think we can get much better slogans.

meia07656 wrote:

SHiC is pretty lame. Any chance to reconsider Short Hitter's Team (SHiT)...

DGMan = The Man who convince the Cows that Wagyu meat is the best for them.

Master, do take this title in jest.

meia07656 wrote:

SHiC is pretty lame. Any chance to reconsider Short Hitter's Team (SHiT).

I think we can get much better slogans.

Dude ... I know Team SHiT is catchy ... but the whole point of this club is to feel good about ourselves ....

Btw, I went down to the Den today and I must say it has changed a lot since the last time I was there.

Firstly, for those who have played with me and think I am long, it is an optical illusion cos I use a 13deg driver to help me stay on the fairway.

My trackman numbers (not trickman) with a driver ... slightly below 200m. My driver swing speed has been measured at 88mph (pretty consistently) for the fairway finding swing to 92-95 mph when I try to swing faster with less direction control.

Secondly, BFG irons are nice!! UpZ to Eric for a great job!

ok, i am not happy to be turned down from this SHiT club and in response, i hereby issue you a challenge...

Derek, you wanna pick a partner from your SHiT club and take me and my supposed long hitting partner on?

shamusan wrote:

ok, i am not happy to be turned down from this SHiT club and in response, i hereby issue you a challenge...

Derek, you wanna pick a partner from your SHiT club and take me and my supposed long hitting partner on?

Pick Me Pick Me......

Shamusan...

the first unofficial official meeting was convened today and a new club patron (whose title have not been confirmed) has been invited to join the SHiC. i have asked Derek to consider your membership, but when he asked me 2 questions and i have to tell the truth...

when was the last time you played with Sham and how far did he hit his clubs?

we played last friday, he almost put the ball onto a postage size, across water, green 343 meters away with his driver. if there was no wind on that hole, he would have put it on. and yes with a bit of persuasion, you can hit your regular length and loft 9 iron a full 150 meters but with Pro V-1x.

so end result, you better start the LANPAR Club (Long And Never Put Around Rough), we will find some way to fund the club but i am sure you have no shortage of sponsors for such a prestigious LANPAR Club.

Good Nite.......DGman

Slogan/tagline: it ain't about the distance, it's what you need to do to arrive... SHiC...arriving to a pin near you...

Slogan: dead(ly) on arrival..

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

DGMan = The Man who convince the Cows that Wagyu meat is the best for them.

Master, do take this title in jest.

MC do take care where you go and avoid dark alleys for now. apparently the Den Mafias have put a hit on you for your "kind words" and other post in threads relating to the distance past. i tried to stop them but what can i do...i am only a lowly padrino

DGman

Long hitters shout "One on!"

Shorthitters yell "In the hole!"

Derek, count me in as a bone fide member, I short until cannot short anymore.

Master,

No choice. No other way to get the attention of the Den Mafia.

They invited me to an affiliate group but only talked when I was in the middle of my 106 strokes at keppel. Kian made me the buggy driver as well and I was unable to legally text and drive without the fear of my iPhoneForAss getting confiscated and get slapped with a 6 month driving ban. When I finished my 106th stroke, they have all already left the group and I could only read through the 834 messages in that 5 hour span.

But Master, it is not as if you do not know me, I only like to get f***ed.

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Master,

No choice. No other way to get the attention of the Den Mafia.

They invited me to an affiliate group but only talked when I was in the middle of my 106 strokes at keppel. Kian made me the buggy driver as well and I was unable to legally text and drive without the fear of my iPhoneForAss getting confiscated and get slapped with a 6 month driving ban. When I finished my 106th stroke, they have all already left the group and I could only read through the 834 messages in that 5 hour span.

But Master, it is not as if you do not know me, I only like to get f***ed.

Halo.... its a 4 hour sneak preview... not 5.

Count me in. I definitely qualify for SHIC as my drive is short.

Where can I get the application form?

wah... DGman, i love your post... i guess i should start this club...

hmmm... derek, you and SH vs me and chubbs?

sound slike a fun game but i dont think any golf will be played once the beers cans come out...

with you Sham, i enjoy the golf as much as the our makan sessions. the last one with PS and WTF was pretty awesome.

Derek has already started the LANPAR group on your behalf and like all long driver contest in golf tournaments, the top prize will be a 10.5 degree driver marked R flex. we will have one ready for your group's first tournament.

DGman

errrm.... i hope you are planning on offering an upsale for shaft change?

but there seems to be an error, one of the SHiTs applied to join LANPAR already...

could you please convey the msg to derek to revoke his application status...

shamusan wrote:

wah... DGman, i love your post... i guess i should start this club...

hmmm... derek, you and SH vs me and chubbs?

sound slike a fun game but i dont think any golf will be played once the beers cans come out...

MATCHPLAY! Losing team downs 1 can between them each hole! If hole split, all 4 players share the can

Ok, let me clear 2 days from my calender first, 1 to play the game, and 1 to recover from the Hangover ... LOL!!!

yeah i wanted to say hit 180 m with a 7 iron. looks like that someone will have go and PCC, i mean start his own team.....The PCC club. i leave it to Derek to work out the acronym.

so now we have the SHiC, the LANPAR and the PCC team. CCC should be notified of possible presidential status in the PCC team.

DGman

mloy wrote:

Count me in. I definitely qualify for SHIC as my drive is short.

Monica, please..... twice in 12 hours?

I think I need a I split my side from laughing.

mloy wrote:

Count me in. I definitely qualify for SHIC as my drive is short.

Dear Ms (or Mr) mloy,

Your application is still pending verification of your gender. If you are female, you are invited to start the female charter of LANPAR, please figure out the appropriate acronym. If you are indeed male, as some of your flightmates and victims seem to think, then you are welcome to the club.

Enjoy your golf!