Waited 15 years to be tickled by the devil's balls (attempt to drive past 200m)

slinger wrote:

asahi wrote:

In spite of yr condition, I believe, you are still strong enough to give me strokes.

Be a man. No sympathy.

u play 80 leh.... still ask for strokes

be a man...... do the right thing

That morning, there was a blue moon over Poresia lah.
Do the right thing......ok, I ask for less strokes.

The more i read, the more i feel guilty. Swallow saliva. Bro gf take care and those dishes do share the address. I will eat on your behalf.

@asahi, you play 80! Now i wonder did i make a wrong choice to challenge you....

4dtoto wrote:

The more i read, the more i feel guilty. Swallow saliva. Bro gf take care and those dishes do share the address. I will eat on your behalf.

@asahi, you play 80! Now i wonder did i make a wrong choice to challenge you....

Eh, that makes 2 of us. We will share his guilt trips to all those delicious good.

Gonna go for the ayam penyet at Bedok Corner tmr. woo-hoo!

Bob ah, I play from white tee on Sats so the score is not representative of anything, k?
No worries.

Does it matter whether you play white or blue tee? Distance smilar leh....

4dtoto wrote:

Does it matter whether you play white or blue tee? Distance smilar leh....

No no no.....for Poresia, it makes a helluva difference.

asahi wrote:

Eh, that makes 2 of us. We will share his guilt trips to all those delicious good.

Gonna go for the ayam penyet at Bedok Corner tmr. woo-hoo!

Are you shitting me? I used to live at Country Park, right next to Bedok Corner and the ayam penyet there was another usual haunt....which stall do you go to?...my fav is the one with the green sign that says "the best selling ayam penyet" which serves chicken rice together with the ayam penyet....next to Satay Solo which, in turn, has very good satay sauce and mee lontong.....

i also highly recommend the carrot cake and the popiah / top hat there.....

aiya 4dtoto, you know how you lost to me... well, tht is a kind version of what asahi will do to you... why do you think i'm so scared to play against him?

shamusan wrote:

aiya 4dtoto, you know how you lost to me... well, tht is a kind version of what asahi will do to you... why do you think i'm so scared to play against him?

I see..Thanks Bro Sham.. now i understand...

@Asahi, this Sunday, i will play like a different person from last game, so dun be mistaken i anti social, at least for the 18 holes only...hehehehe...Think Duffy will know what i mean...

wow bob, you can be so focus throughout the 18 holes?????????

Wah! Fierce man! You are truly roused up for this game.
Wish tmr is Sunday already.

@GF, it is indeed that ayam penyet I going for later.
Yum yum!
Will try the carrot cake too and think of you.

Ooh, did I mention opposite, there is a solid Mao shan Wang ice cream.
Heavenly!

@Drawbias, I am trying ...hehehehe...

Did Asahi mention durian ice cream????

4dtoto wrote:

@Drawbias, I am trying ...hehehehe...

Did Asahi mention durian ice cream????

ooh.......trying ah.....means still got possibility you won't be kek tng tng lor. hehe



Yes, durian ice cream near Bedok corner. slurp!

4dtoto wrote:

@Drawbias, I am trying ...hehehehe...

Did Asahi mention durian ice cream????

ooh.......trying ah.....means still got possibility you won't be kek tng tng lor. hehe



Yes, durian ice cream near Bedok corner. slurp!

Aiyo, for ayam penyet east side, you go to marine parade central. Theres a small authentic indon resto there. Im back monday, tell me and i will bring you all.

So will eating ayam penyet increase driving distance?

It will make you more relax and also will make wringling of the backside better during set up..

I think you better stop eating ayam penyet. It might induce the old famous problem of chicken wing......

not chicken wings lah, it will attract more birdies...

4dtoto wrote:

not chicken wings lah, it will attract more birdies...

Yup. I could not agree more.

Some time ago, when i played with birdman, he said that my swing is limited because i do not cock my wrist.....as i've said before, i tried his tip, cocked this, cocked that....and then it was all cocked up and i struggled for a bit and then went back to my old swing...

Now, after getting dusted and beaten to a pulp by coast guy who outdrives me by about 40m-70m and who probably weighs 15kgs less than me, he too remarked that i have no wrist cock....

so back to the driving / drawing board, i went to the range yesterday and tried it again.....and sure enough, it's all cocked up again......except for my driver.....where i feel i'm hitting the ball a bit more flush...since laguna does not light up the the range very well (you cheap b@stards), i can't really tell whether i'm hitting it further, but definitely am hitting it higher with a nice, satisfying crack......

long story short, i'm not saying CG's cock tip is better than birdman's cock tip......i tend to keep my eyes glued to the floor in the changing room....but if these two premier golfers are saying the same thing, they must be right......will try this on the course this weekend and hope to be tickled by the devil's balls.......

golfool2009 wrote:

Some time ago, when i played with birdman, he said that my swing is limited because i do not cock my wrist.....as i've said before, i tried his tip, cocked this, cocked that....and then it was all cocked up and i struggled for a bit and then went back to my old swing...

Now, after getting dusted and beaten to a pulp by coast guy who outdrives me by about 40m-70m and who probably weighs 15kgs less than me, he too remarked that i have no wrist cock....

so back to the driving / drawing board, i went to the range yesterday and tried it again.....and sure enough, it's all cocked up again......except for my driver.....where i feel i'm hitting the ball a bit more flush...since laguna does not light up the the range very well (you cheap b@stards), i can't really tell whether i'm hitting it further, but definitely am hitting it higher with a nice, satisfying crack......

long story short, i'm not saying CG's cock tip is better than birdman's cock tip......i tend to keep my eyes glued to the floor in the changing room....but if these two premier golfers are saying the same thing, they must be right......will try this on the course this weekend and hope to be tickled by the devil's balls.......

Your cocking up is temporary only.... just work on the tempo cos now you have a added release.....

But to make you more confuse, Muru, SPGA president also dun cork his wrist too.... and i dun think he is shorter than CG.

GF, since you're only trying to get distance for driver, then in this experimentation stage, you apply two methods la. Cock swing for driver. Old swing for all other clubs

What cock are you talking about?

Sorry... could not resist taking a shot.

Glad to see you have obviously recovered from your health matters.

Back to cocking.

Sometimes, when the grip is in the palm of the left hand, the left hand will not cock.

Not sure this is the case here, but if it is, it might help to put the grip more on the fingers of the left hand, like so.



Another view.



When done correctly, one should be able to support the weight of the club thus.



On the right hand,



Completed, a beautiful Ben Hogan grip.



A key is how closely the two hands are 'married'. Looks deceptively simple, but easy to get wrong.

With this grip, bend the right wrist back 90 degrees (close to 90), and you will have a beautiful cock.

Good luck with your cock!

pushslice wrote:

GF, since you're only trying to get distance for driver, then in this experimentation stage, you apply two methods la. Cock swing for driver. Old swing for all other clubs

I think he should get G20 with DJ shaft. Our dear kian increase by at least 30m on his drives n I m not joking.

But then again, dunno why he so bothered by the cock since he is one of the toughest nut to beat in this forum.

cos he is just a cockster lah... his game is so damn sharp but i think he is just bored...

Sham, i blame you.......i lost 10m after that anaconda squeeze you gave me.....

Duffy, game at warren sometime in Oct?