Waited 15 years to be tickled by the devil's balls (attempt to drive past 200m)

I have just discovered another way to drive past 200m. Just came back from holidays where I played several games at courses 1000m or higher above sea level. I saw my drives hitting 300 yards where in Singapore, 230m or 250 yds is where they'll stop. Par4s are done with driver and a chip. Hahaha.

Solution found.

Do not:
- go for coaching
- change ugly swing
- exercise or strengthen core muscles
- keep your eyes open when hitting
- lengthen backswing
- swing harder
- pay heed to those laughing at your chicken legs
- try to match swing tempo by whispering punnnnnn.....dek (while trying to achieve 3:1 ratio on backswing and downswing)
- confuse the mind with technical mumbo jumbo...the less you know the better....knowing too much will cause paralysis by analysis followed by long posts on this forum
- video your swing. it is more embarassing than a leaked sex tape

Do:
- Buy light, easy to hit club
- Buy rock hard golf balls
- Only tee off downwind

If the above still doesn't work.......please play white tee..........

cant agree more....lets see who laugh louder when we see each other's drives.

wah !!! change to clevage driver ah

Duval_S wrote:

cant agree more....lets see who laugh louder when we see each other's drives.

wah !!! change to clevage driver ah

DS, bring bino, the way he hits it, you need to see where it carries.. (not stopped)

My fellow SHiC member, SHiC Team Captain and Distance Brother, I am glad that you have found your solution ... but I am also sad that you are leaving me behind (literally) and that we can no longer be Distance Brothers ...

When are you dropping by MBGC? Would love to try your WMD again ...