A humbling experience @ MBGC on 13th nov......entitled ...' I am short again'

pushslice wrote:

yes yes, that came out of Blee himself..I remembered that.

know what? Lets play together one of these days and I bet 3 coconuts that you will play like an SB that I've described. As long as you dont sabo me, I am 99% sure I will get the coconuts.

say what say what? I remember I told you that we should arrange a game to saddam Ivan..

zhenxua wrote:

bro, I heard on the green also side by side leh

Sounds so Brokeback Mountain.

blee2007 wrote:

pushslice wrote:

yes yes, that came out of Blee himself..I remembered that.

know what? Lets play together one of these days and I bet 3 coconuts that you will play like an SB that I've described. As long as you dont sabo me, I am 99% sure I will get the coconuts.

say what say what? I remember I told you that we should arrange a game to saddam Ivan..

Saddam BLEE!

pushslice wrote:

blee2007 wrote:

pushslice wrote:

yes yes, that came out of Blee himself..I remembered that.

know what? Lets play together one of these days and I bet 3 coconuts that you will play like an SB that I've described. As long as you dont sabo me, I am 99% sure I will get the coconuts.

say what say what? I remember I told you that we should arrange a game to saddam Ivan..

Saddam BLEE!

giving me 1 - 2 - 3?

I leave the strokes negotiation to the saddam master

pushslice wrote:

I leave the strokes negotiation to the saddam master

think should also start a thread on saddam master too..

Technospaz wrote:

pushslice wrote:

I almost forget: Birdman is SB!

PUNDEK!!

haha...now that's a real curse word...i love it and use it frequently but have no idea what it means...i don't even know what language it is and i have asked many people this.....TS, any idea?...

birdman's tips are indeed good though the last time he gave me some advice, all i understood was cock this cock that then release....i was so confused i wasn't sure if still talking about golf....

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Technospaz wrote:

pushslice wrote:

I almost forget: Birdman is SB!

PUNDEK!!

haha...now that's a real curse word...i love it and use it frequently but have no idea what it means...i don't even know what language it is and i have asked many people this.....TS, any idea?...



pundek is an Indian vulgar word lah..

pushslice wrote:

The difference with buaya is if you check the handicap card of SB's: you may see 10-17. Buayas would have 18+ hc

You really hit in the bullseye on this bro. Can,t agree more.

wilkang wrote:

Bro DS..When is it my turn to have a game with you??
And bro pushslice too..it's been a long wait..

p.s. I am only a beginner..so be gentle..

Bro Wil, you want to be gently played right??? Sure. First they will tied you down to all 4 bed post in the position of an *X*. Then going round each post to make sure you are securely tied, then THEY WILL START TO BE GENTLE WITH YOU !!!!! Hahahahha

Technospaz wrote:

pushslice wrote:

I almost forget: Birdman is SB!

If by SB here you mean, "SuperBuaya" I agree

This is BM's chat with me post-game on Saturday.

BM: Wah... my game was terrible. You know my drives are usually straight but today they kept going right. All the time, right.

<BM indicates his frustration and shows how his shots go right with his hand/arm action>

TS: Oh dear... what happened, bro?

BM: Don't know'lah. Couldn't get the ball to go straight today. It was terrible. Really really bad.

TS: Aiyoh... that bad, huh? What did you play?

BM: 89

PUNDEK!!

Bro, that was damn funny la..... I actually laughed, no... guffawed out loud to myself when I came to the yellow pundek at the end. Haven't done that in a long time, and all to lonesome myself too.

In mitigation, I actually played 48 front (I knew I played bad here) and 40 back (I was surprised myself), illustrating the inconsistency of my current game. What kept my scores down was the Zen putter, otherwise I can blow really hot or really cold at the moment (more the latter), confidence destroying since I don't know what comes out of the bag when I swing. My ball striking was wanting that day, drives were big fades and pushes with the one sweeping hook that even the tall fences on the left couldn't save. I just managed my game in the face of mediocre to bad ball striking. That said, MBGC has quite wide forgiving fairways, can borrow some more, can't go far wrong like that. Just got to stay out of the water and bunkers (I found about 4 with just my driver alone). And all my years of bad golf has taught me how to scramble and to take my medicine. I'll leave the hero shots to the pros, thank you very much.

To sum, ball striking was frustratingly bad (not game), but I somehow managed to eke out a decent score lor.

this is buaya talk at its bestest!

wilkang wrote:

hahahaha..good one TS.

I remember his so called..."Overly strong chip"..followed by "Oh shit"...hit the flag pole and into the cup.

Eh, that one was really "oh shit", the ball hit the flagstick about one metre up, din kena, sure way over the green la.... got lucky lor... Eh, better don say that, all the crocs always say "lucky la" when they pull a rabbit out of the hat to win.

zhenxua wrote:

this is buaya talk at its bestest!

*KFB faint*

asahi wrote:

No, no.....SSB sounds so sala. Should categorize him as LB.

Er... please explain... Why sala, and why LB?

pushslice wrote:

agreed, bird's SSB. Bcoz I caught him on his off-day. Yet he still scored in the high 80s.

my bad...sorry sorry

Panji bro, refer to my post on my game that day. You know it was my Zen that saved me most of the time right? Plus the reasonably decent chipping. I just zig-zagged my way to the hole that day.

daveaha wrote:

pushslice wrote:

hahahahaha TS, it's OK bcoz bird was friendly with us (me, dave and eiji), we only played sixes, and bird gave useful tips. A croc would have asked to play side bets. Bird is SSB.

That said, dave and eiji had to pay tuition fees!

Can't imagine if we play snakes that day.... we'll end up how many snakes huh ?

Maybe next time....?

Still got more tips for you bro...

got into 4 bunkers, play zig zag and return that kind of scores... clap clap...

blee2007 wrote:

got into 4 bunkers, play zig zag and return that kind of scores... clap clap...

Looks like I still stuck in another bunker and hacking a deeper hole for myself hor....

I just took my medicine out of the bunkers la... Even Eiji laughed at me when I played a shot out so far backwards to have the shortest drive. And truthfully, the course was playing short la, even for me. The blues were the whites, and the whites were probably seniors.

Bro, when we gonna play?

Birdman wrote:

blee2007 wrote:

got into 4 bunkers, play zig zag and return that kind of scores... clap clap...

Looks like I still stuck in another bunker and hacking a deeper hole for myself hor....

Bro, when we gonna play?

when you free ah? the weekend after the GR game in MBGC again? I wanna see your zig zag game, bunker play and zen putting..

End of the month tough for me bro, mid Dec la, if not the charity game then that same weekend should be ok.

super seasoned "beginners"
1. golfool2009
2. birdman

seasoned beginners
1. duval
2. blee2007
3. asahi
4. klt8144
5. mizzy
6. tituman
7. mojojojo

aspiring beginners
1. zhenxua
2. technospaz
3. eiji
4. daveaha

no-longer beginners
1. golfbeginner
2. ChrisD
3. yarra
4. pushslice
5. ghoonk

looking for beginners
1. mloy

ZH you aspiring beginner?

Birdman wrote:

End of the month tough for me bro, mid Dec la, if not the charity game then that same weekend should be ok.

Dec also a bit tough for me unless it is the weekend, so we play weekend then?

Oi, how come I no longer beginner???