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PostSubject: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women  I_icon_minitimeThu Jun 02, 2011 11:00 am

From Letterman's TOP TEN:

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
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cheers
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LOL!! lol!
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Beer
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I laughed so hard at number 1, my boss (sitting next to me) asked me what the hell is wrong with me........
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Ha ha ha... silencer...
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Laughing #3 ROFL
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