Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

#10...A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9...You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8...It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7...Foursomes are encouraged.

#6...You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5..Three times a day is possible.

#4...Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3..If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.

#2...You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the number one reason why golf is better than sex.....

#1...If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!

How about.

Swinging is not an option. Lol.

Newbie Golfer Posts : 40 Join date : 2010-07-20

they forgot to add in the Best:
After 18 holes are you are still energetic for another 18.... Very Happy

Newbie Golfer Posts : 16 Join date : 2010-07-06

i loved number 4...
hahaha

aural wrote:: How about.

Swinging is not an option. Lol.

shouldn't it be "swinging is encouraged"

Newbie Golfer Posts : 2 Join date : 2010-11-25

I must be the exception to the rule here: I am replacing my equipment when they are still new and shiny

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