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PostSubject: Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated   Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated I_icon_minitimeThu Jul 15, 2010 5:18 pm

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

#10...A below par performance is considered damn good.


#9...You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.


#8...It's much easier to find the sweet spot.


#7...Foursomes are encouraged.


#6...You can still make money doing it as a senior.


#5..Three times a day is possible.


#4...Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3..If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.


#2...You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.


And the number one reason why golf is better than sex.....


#1...If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!
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PostSubject: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated   Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated I_icon_minitimeThu Jul 15, 2010 8:52 pm

How about.

Swinging is not an option. Lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated   Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated I_icon_minitimeThu Jul 22, 2010 2:40 pm

they forgot to add in the Best:
After 18 holes are you are still energetic for another 18.... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated   Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated I_icon_minitimeSat Oct 09, 2010 11:49 am

i loved number 4...
hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated   Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated I_icon_minitimeSat Oct 09, 2010 12:02 pm

aural wrote:
How about.

Swinging is not an option. Lol.

shouldn't it be "swinging is encouraged"
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PostSubject: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated   Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... PG rated I_icon_minitimeThu Nov 25, 2010 3:04 pm

I must be the exception to the rule here: I am replacing my equipment when they are still new and shiny
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