What will you do for golf?

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:

First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."

Medical Dictionary Written by ah lian
Artery..........Study of paintings
Bacteria..........Backdoor to cafeteria
Barium..........What to do when treatment fails
Bowel..........Letter like A E I O or U
Ceasarean Section..........District in Rome
Cat Scan..........Searching for Kitty
Cauterize..........Make eye contact with her
Colic..........Sheep Dog
Coma..........Punctuation Mark
Congenital..........Friendly
D & C..........Where Washington is
Dilate..........To live long
Enema..........Not a friend
Fester..........Quicker
Genital..........Non-Jewish
Hang Nail..........Coat Hook
Impotent..........Distinguished.......... well known
Labor pain..........Hurt at work
Morbid..........Higher offer
Nitrate..........Cheeper than day
Node..........Was aware of
Outpatient..........Person fainted
Post op..........Letter Carrier
Recovery Room..........Place to apholster
Rectum..........Dang near Killed Him
Rheumatic..........Amorous
Secretion..........Hiding something
Tablet..........Small table
Terminal Illness..........Sick at Airport
Tibia..........Country in North Africa
Tumor..........More than One
Urine..........Opposite of 'you're out'
Varicose..........Nearby
Vein..........Conceited

LOL!!!

is vyvy an ah lian?

She's Ah Huay...

Wei wei wei I no ah huay k! N I haven't buy my ah lian wallet so oso not consider an ah lian yet lor