Lesson Learned...Backside PAIN ....MY Friend... Roytannn

Today was a beautiful day as i brought my Mrs, and my usual gang (Old Boys Club) to have a game in Palm Resort.

I pity Roystannn ( Indian National ) as he had his wisdom tooth extracted and on MC so i jio him to play AFTER being assured by him he a beginner and just got his PC in June....

Thank God for a beautiful day, windy and bright.....than nightmare started...Roystann partnered by Seiko, who is 1 year into golf play 120 today.....Roystann started saying that he surf the net and as we played Cempaka, it the most difficult course...blah blah blah....he drive 200m, two on .....make 4 pars and missed a few birdie....Seiko and myself wet our bermuda shorts.....than he Thundered this statement after making par the last hole, par 5 440m, he said " Ahemm...Not so difficult leh !!! "

I have to holded and pinned Seiko down with my wing Chun Clamp as Seiko charged towards Roystonnnn with his putter after he heared what Roystannn said....

Hahahahahaha.... i have not had so much FUN and ENJOYMENTS playing golf (except the time Uncle Ah Tee jumped into the pond to retrieved his 5 iron he just threw in) , like with Roystonn and Seiko, They are the golfing Wan Sa and Ye Fong....so comical on the course.

If you need to brighten up and some cheering up in your game, please PM Roystannn and Seiko...btw i booked them till next Singapore GE

Oh the tropic ...Backside pain.... i learned my lesson, Never Wear tight Bermuda shorts when playing with new kakis...Roystannn keep following behind me and looking at my Backside ! He said " What a wonderful Backside you have dar ! "


Uncle Lau fainted....

Thanks Bro Seiko and Roystonnn for making today golf so fun for my Mrs, Old Boys Club gang and myself !

Thank You !!!

For you two jokers :- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6-PTMpRkYo

hahahaha that was a good story uncle! it sounds like you really had fun! and turns out you-know-who is a buaya after all!

I am quite sure UL is not referring to me..
Though I am tanned but I am not Roytann.
It's not Wang Sa... it's KJ Choi!

Of cos UL had fun la..
went toilet halfway.. then suddenly his drive so straight.
Not sure wat he did inside..

BUt indeed his parntat quite sexy.. keke.
It turned into a platform when he address for tee-off.

Sure !!! Not to mention you.. Ye Fong aka K.J.Choi wannabe and Wang Sa aka seiko tried to get attention with the 3 pretty XMM in malaysian car at the Singapore ICQ. You let go you " Peace Sign " and Wang Sa his " I AM HANDSOME LOOK " ....the 3 XMM just Laugh and drove pass you two......laughing away....i had to hide in my boston bag, my mrs put on her sunshade !

I learn now, our friend Roy is a big buaya lor.....

Hahahahaha .....on the serious note, he and seiko make great golfing pals on the course, you watch them played and have fun, they will make your day !

Thanks bro Roystonnnn and Seiko !

Hahaha! Sounds like Roystonnn is a fun and good player!

Yo, is he giving you strokes the next time around?

Yes ! He is fun to be with, guess he's my Podigy......

Btw i need to give him strokes even he got 5 pars, he also blow 4 holes, play 101 today, i played 95 hehe

Hahaha! Next time we play, are you giving me strokes? So consistently in the 90s and 80s!

Next game we must whack Andrew and Kopio, fyi Andrew is a mild HC, so we must focus for the Cheng Teng sake !!!!!

I am not buaya leh.. I passed my PC in June 2009.
Biggest BUaya is still UL.. he played an astonishing 88..

UL, what do you mean, mild HC?

Oops....typo error ....it Mid Handicapper....

Roystonn, congrats on the 101 score. To play this just 1-2 months after getting your PC is amazing!

Uncle Lau wrote:

Oops....typo error ....it Mid Handicapper....

Isn't that the same as you?

Let's work hard!

Wah lau! 1st outing already kena labelled as "Wang Sa & Ye Fong". UL, 以后日子你叫我怎么办? I know lunar 7th mth is coming and u trying to promote both of us to the 歌台 right?

U also cannot blame Roystonnn beo ur backside! Who ask u to curve your backside so much during tee-off? I also got funny feeling after seeing u tee-off after 10th hole.

I got something to add on the three XMMs on the m'sian veh. My strategy is that i signal them to ask permission for us to go first. Then R get down the veh to ask for their numbers. This R tell me that they are NOT indians. Hence not interested! In my mind I was thinking: Bloody hell! U outstation 3 wks still not enough indians??? Go there eat roti prata not enough, come back to S'pore u still wan to eat the same thing?

Anyway I really enjoyed myself today! Appreciate UL and his mrs, R and Old Boys club!

Ken_ wrote:

Roystonn, congrats on the 101 score. To play this just 1-2 months after getting your PC is amazing!

Think getting 101 is by relaxing myself during the game ah..
But I am not composed enough to stay cool, don't chiong. (I always chiong no matter what lie or what angle)

So, I am not a buaya..
Not easy to attain this designation. keke.

UL still the man!

So sad cannot join ! Must have been one gila golf game !

hmm.. next time join us! then we have fun together. keke.
UL is the gila organiser. keke.

But I can only play once a month.