Before and after marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE

HE: Yes at last. It was hard to wait
SHE: Do you want me to leave?
HE: NO! Don't even think about it
SHE: Do you love me?
HE: Of course! Over and Over!
SHE: Have you ever cheated on me?
HE: No! why are you even asking
SHE: Will you kiss me?
HE: Every chance I get
SHE: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?!
HE: Yes
SHE: Darling



AFTER MARRIAGE
Read from the bottom back to the top.

What's the difference between a job and a wife after 5 years?

if you quit your job, you may get richer
if you divorce your wife, you definitely become poorer

eehhh wat's this got to do with playing golf??

pippin wrote:

eehhh wat's this got to do with playing golf??

It need not always be about golf ...Sometimes GRians do share their jokes here.