Marriage.. Aussie style ???

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife..

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25
different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany ,
Holland , Japan , India ,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop....but at the bar...you
know...they have frozen glasses.....'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying,

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't be long, I'll be right back I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took
out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing,
dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f$%#@^g beer in your
Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf$%#@^g snacks, because you are
Married now, and you aren't f$%#@^g going anywhere! Got it,
Asshole?'.

So he stayed home............. ........and, they lived happily ever after.


Now, isn't that a sweet story?.

Now I know why I never marry an Aussie woman.

Right_sided_coach wrote:

Now I know why I never marry an Aussie woman.

No!!!! there are gems in every country... just need to find...

That is factually incorrect!
1) Most people say I'm going to the pub not the bar.
2) Your average Aussie bloke that goes to the pub would never call them hors d'oeuvres (most of them wouldn't know what it means)

Yes I am an Aussie bloke married to an Aussie sheila and she never has the mug frozen and ready to go.....

hardballs wrote:

That is factually incorrect!
1) Most people say I'm going to the pub not the bar.
2) Your average Aussie bloke that goes to the pub would never call them hors d'oeuvres (most of them wouldn't know what it means)

Yes I am an Aussie bloke married to an Aussie sheila and she never has the mug frozen and ready to go.....

Well spoken..... but no offence, see the"...... Aussie style???" (meaning question the truth)

But I like the lady, smart gal and got style!!!??
Oh ya.. may the Aussie bloke married to an Aussie sheila have a wonderful Aussie marriage in whatever style.... God blesses all marriages