WE ARE ONE!!! Golf Republic First Anniversary Charity Golf Tournament- June 18, Friday PM

Duval_S wrote:

I am a newbie.....but just wonderng...how does one arrive to the number of strokes to give the Buayee hah?

eg. MLoy scream....1 stroke given ? Kat...toss her hair....another stroke?

D, u also can try mah.....

everytime u shout OMG, u ask the "ciao lang" to give 1 stroke

everytime u cross your leg "basic instinct style", u ask MC to give 1 stroke

slinger wrote:

how to give 7-7 to both....only for kat 7-7...


for mloy think 3-3 can oreadi... i remember that par3 call-on hole, pointed to her for call-on but she bo-hue me, sebei yaya-payaya..........kns

Hey slinger don't like that lah. I really did not know that you call on hole on one of the par 3s though I don't know which one. Seriously was not aware. I would have agreed if I knew. How come you did not mention this during the dinner. I will be the last person to be yaya papaya. Thousand apologies.

sure or not, i took out the Call-On sign n show to u leh..... my flightmates also think u act blur, signboard so big until cannot see, but wat to do, they so so so afraid of u, dun dare say anything.....

slinger wrote:

sure or not, i took out the Call-On sign n show to u leh..... my flightmates also think u act blur, signboard so big until cannot see, but wat to do, they so so so afraid of u, dun dare say anything.....

Oh that hole ah. I was wondering what you guys were doing. I know you all were holding up something but I can't see what it was. Now I know. ha ha ha.... again beri sorry. Will you give me 7-7, now that you know I am innocent?

mloy, how can u be innocent..... think u got balls












5-5 lor match n stroke

slinger wrote:

mloy, how can u be innocent..... think u got balls












5-5 lor match n stroke

Slinger don't be such a [img][/img]

Want to win must win with honour mah. Give 9/9 la. Your standard that good what.... You win with that HC you will be hero ahhhh...

titu

daveaha wrote:

Pardon my ignorance... but the buayee have won lots of things recently... showing their proficiency, prowess in this game of golf.

Why they still ask for strokes hor....

u jealous ah ?

tituman.. i tink u are also a beri fair person.. =)

Tituman wrote:

slinger wrote:

mloy, how can u be innocent..... think u got balls












5-5 lor match n stroke

Slinger don't be such a [img][/img]

Want to win must win with honour mah. Give 9/9 la. Your standard that good what.... You win with that HC you will be hero ahhhh...

titu

OOMMMGGG..,,Mloy..

maybe can change game....

Play big snake, small snake.

3 small snake = 1 big snake

Katwoman, jio me say you hungry, now no sound no picture to my reply?

HELLO.... ANYBODY HOME?????

katherinechiok wrote:

tituman.. i tink u are also a beri fair person.. =)

Birdman wrote:

katherinechiok wrote:

i dunno dun care ah.. i see 5 i rem 5.. now i see 3, no nid to argue liao. tts means u will always be a 3 handicapper liao. cheers!

Eh.... me also blind leh.... Did someone switch off the lights? Did the Kat meow?

slinger wrote:

0-1-2 is for u to ask birdman hor aka "huge bert"
not for me, my hc not even 5.... i can only afford 7-7, match n stroke play, beri swee oreadi

Bro, me also far from 5, more in the high teens. I am flattered that my game has been made out to much better than it really is. And considering you have the title of club champion to your name and strike the ball much better than I do, whereas I have none such claim, methinks I'm being very generous already to go along with your personal offer to the Kat-woman of 7 front nine and 7 back nine (Better clarify in case.. hee hee..).

Meow Meow, 7 front nine and 7 back nine, On?

Your comfort zone is my discomfort zone, so middle ground is as above hor.... no man's land for you and me. Your name on both NTP holes and winning one. MLoy 2nd runner up, Open Champion, and Golf Republic Ladies Champion. B.V.A. membership growing day by day, slaughtered by you two.... the Air Con Bus Sistas are POWER, don't malu yourselves by asking for more strokes la.....

How to be scared of little ole me?????? Me got no title or prize to my name except 'Huge Bert'.

Time to play ball!

orhhh.. this one ar.. 7-7.. hmm.. depends on ur playing partner n depends on my aircon bus sista leh.. hmmm.. u saw my score for kranji game n so willing to give 7-7.. fishy..........

katherinechiok wrote:

orhhh.. this one ar.. 7-7.. hmm.. depends on ur playing partner n depends on my aircon bus sista leh.. hmmm.. u saw my score for kranji game n so willing to give 7-7.. fishy..........

Oh, you are so right! What was your score again? Front nine, back nine? Please announce, be proud of how well you played. Then we will re-negotiate, since you didn't accept the 7-7, I hastily withdraw.

So many titles between your sista and you, scared wat? Depend here, depend there... I also getting dizzy... need to depend on you to show me which way is up...

Sorry, I was too busy on stage being the clown to register your scores in my head, I just read them out. Since you so graciously warn me about your prowess by pointing out your score that day, I will just as graciously pay due respect. I am after all, no Poresia nor Slinger. Just a humble little bird.

Revision time!
Especially after Poresia and Tituman reveal how many strokes they gave.

And why so suspicious? What so fishy? I only want a fair game. You game?

titu,

add salt n pepper, stir n stir.......



forget abt strokes, we play small snake n big snake better....at least we got beer to drink after

daveaha wrote:

Pardon my ignorance... but the buayee have won lots of things recently... showing their proficiency, prowess in this game of golf.

Why they still ask for strokes hor....

me also wondering the same question for the past few days... after winning sooooo many titles and honors and with BVA membership growing by leaps and bounds, cant possibly all due to luck rite???

hmm....

slinger wrote:

mloy, how can u be innocent..... think u got balls

I am really really innocent, no bruff.

Balls I leave to the you guys.

actually, mloy, just to let u on to this....

remember the 10th tee where we 1st start, we were abt to tee off after u cross the water hazard, but before we can, we heard the word "sh#t"from so far away, we look at each other.....WOW parade RSM on the golf course, dun play play, better tug your shirt, shine your shoes

All silent on the buaya front!

Or is it the calm before the storm?

Birdman wrote:

And why so suspicious? What so fishy? I only want a fair game. You game?

u are right birdman.. we are always game for a fair game.. cos tts wad makes the game exciting! but but.. dun deprive me of the fun of asking for strokes n more strokes ~! i truly enjoy the negotiation before the final game..!

slinger wrote:

titu,

add salt n pepper, stir n stir.......



forget abt strokes, we play small snake n big snake better....at least we got beer to drink after

katherinechiok wrote:

Birdman wrote:

And why so suspicious? What so fishy? I only want a fair game. You game?

u are right birdman.. we are always game for a fair game.. cos tts wad makes the game exciting! but but.. dun deprive me of the fun of asking for strokes n more strokes ~! i truly enjoy the negotiation before the final game..!

that's called fair game?

katherinechiok wrote:

Birdman wrote:

And why so suspicious? What so fishy? I only want a fair game. You game?

u are right birdman.. we are always game for a fair game.. cos tts wad makes the game exciting! but but.. dun deprive me of the fun of asking for strokes n more strokes ~! i truly enjoy the negotiation before the final game..!

Ask away, I'm not depriving you of asking for more and more and more and more strokes..... despite the more and more and more and more titles that you both rack up.

What is eventually arrived at after all your asking is what truly matters... so ask away.

But just in case you misunderstood the term... a handicap is not to handicap your opponent so that you may win each and every time, it is to ensure a fair game for both parties, making it a 50-50 chance for either side to emerge victorious.

The negotiations continue.....

Or is that the asking....

Birdman wrote:

katherinechiok wrote:

Birdman wrote:

And why so suspicious? What so fishy? I only want a fair game. You game?

u are right birdman.. we are always game for a fair game.. cos tts wad makes the game exciting! but but.. dun deprive me of the fun of asking for strokes n more strokes ~! i truly enjoy the negotiation before the final game..!

Ask away, I'm not depriving you of asking for more and more and more and more strokes..... despite the more and more and more and more titles that you both rack up.

What is eventually arrived at after all your asking is what truly matters... so ask away.

But just in case you misunderstood the term... a handicap is not to handicap your opponent so that you may win each and every time, it is to ensure a fair game for both parties, making it a 50-50 chance for either side to emerge victorious.

The negotiations continue.....

Or is that the asking....

we were jus lucky tt we win sometimes.. really.. we squared the last game with poresia n tituman ah.. and i believe they do think it was a fair match? *winkzzz* ok la.. lets fix a day first, then we talk abt hcp k bird bird?

stroke negotiation also took a FEW pages and it is still not decided.