On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a
confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned
that it might affect our relationship.
"What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly.
"I'm a golf fanatic," he said. "I think about golf constantly. I'll be
out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I
get. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will
always win."
His new bride pondered this for a moment and said, "I thank you for
your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that
I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about.
The truth is, "I'm a hooker."
"No problem," said her husband, "just widen your stance a little, and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up."
Subject: Stance & Grip 
Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:55 pm
