Funny Couple Jokes

"3 Wishes"

A man is walking on a beach when he finds and old lamp, he gives it a rub and out pops the genie.

"OK you set me free you have three wishes, but there is a stipulation, what ever you wish for your wife will get double."

What the genie doesn't know is this upsets the man as he is going through a bitter divorce. The man thinks and says "OK I'll have £1,000,000" "Done" says the genie "and your wife has £2,000,000, your second wish??" " I want a large mansion." Again the genie grants the wish and gives his wife a house twice as large. "And your final wish?" The man thought for a moment and said "I want you to scare me half to death!"

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Poor chap and poor wife, but I like the answer. Real evil.

Hope marriages are blessed

I wan to be stripped half naked.

ahah!!! Wat if he want something longer. then his wife will get double of his!!! ahha

ha ha ha, eugene.. that is probably the best comment ever...