Is it too soon for MJ jokes???

Some MJ humour. R.I.P MJ.

Took out some of the more tasteless ones.


Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.



Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.



Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: From a catalogue.



Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

A: He thought it was a delivery service.



Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.



Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?

A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Did you hear McDonalds are bringing out a new MJ burger. It has a 50 year old piece of meat inside two 8 year old buns...

hilarious! keep them coming!

Personally, I think it's too soon. He isn't even laid to rest yet.

You are right.

Here's one regarding that issue:

Why can't they bury Michael Jackson?

A: He's had so much plastic surgery that they have to recycle him.

Hmm.. I don't think there will be a good time to crack jokes about MJ....

Even though he lead a strange life by being white and doing so many plastic surgery...

He had contributed tremendously to the industry....

RIP MJ....

He was a great entertainer, king of pop during his time..

And it come to pass.........