A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T

Dear Mr. President,

For the people that can't even qualify for Short Hitting Team, I would like a charter from your club to form a chapter for people who Hits Earthworms And Dirt.
As a sub group of SH(i)T, collectively we would be know as S.H.(i)T. H.E.A.D.

Wow.... don't you guys just hate soggy fairways then....

Denmeister wrote:

Wow.... don't you guys just hate soggy fairways then....

And buying jugs of beer, even when dry.

meia07656 wrote:

Denmeister wrote:

Wow.... don't you guys just hate soggy fairways then....

And buying jugs of beer, even when dry.

Hahhaha..... good one!  Will be looking to play with you towards every month end when cash is tight.  Free beer is very appealing

Denmeister wrote:

meia07656 wrote:

Denmeister wrote:

Wow.... don't you guys just hate soggy fairways then....

And buying jugs of beer, even when dry.

Hahhaha..... good one!  Will be looking to play with you towards every month end when cash is tight.  Free beer is very appealing

Dennis,  Sorry to burst your bubble, there is a longggggggggggg queue at the clubhouse waiting to play with him......

You need first to submit your application form to his personal assistant/secretary/driver/slave/whatever shinny buddha....   His contact details is 1900-I.am.shithead

In Malaysia, we just need to know the right person. Potong queue is quite easy.....

Denmeister wrote:

In Malaysia, we just need to know the right person. Potong queue is quite easy.....

He Angry Amercian in Singapore... so goes by the book...

unless there is chng tng involved... then its a different story..

blee wrote:

Denmeister wrote:

In Malaysia, we just need to know the right person. Potong queue is quite easy.....

He Angry Amercian in Singapore... so goes by the book...

unless there is chng tng involved... then its a different story..

How many needed?  Considered done!

And of course you need the godpappy of occ blessing. If you don't kiss his ring, lets just say there is a lot of chalk outlines at occ.

Denmeister wrote:

blee wrote:

Denmeister wrote:

In Malaysia, we just need to know the right person. Potong queue is quite easy.....

He Angry Amercian in Singapore... so goes by the book...

unless there is chng tng involved... then its a different story..

How many needed?  Considered done!

 
 
When are you in Singapore? We arrange a game here and then we take turns to make sure you get ample supply of beer from him....   You will get a special pass to the front of the queue....

blee wrote:

Denmeister wrote:

blee wrote:

Denmeister wrote:

In Malaysia, we just need to know the right person. Potong queue is quite easy.....

He Angry Amercian in Singapore... so goes by the book...

unless there is chng tng involved... then its a different story..

How many needed?  Considered done!

 
 
When are you in Singapore? We arrange a game here and then we take turns to make sure you get ample supply of beer from him....   You will get a special pass to the front of the queue....

See! My theory works! Queue potong'ed.

Where shall we play in October?

Denmeister wrote:

blee wrote:

Denmeister wrote:

blee wrote:

Denmeister wrote:

In Malaysia, we just need to know the right person. Potong queue is quite easy.....

He Angry Amercian in Singapore... so goes by the book...

unless there is chng tng involved... then its a different story..

How many needed?  Considered done!

 
 
When are you in Singapore? We arrange a game here and then we take turns to make sure you get ample supply of beer from him....   You will get a special pass to the front of the queue....

See! My theory works! Queue potong'ed.

Where shall we play in October?

OCC....

OCC!  Cool, have not played there before. Weekday OK?

Aaron   what happened to you (again)    Looks like you need help to bring out the better side of your game... where can I send in my application to join in this flt? i do hope to get free beer too...   

Denmeister wrote:

OCC!  Cool, have not played there before. Weekday OK?

You let me know the dates?  14 - 17 oct and 21 - 25 Oct I will be outstation though....

rangereye wrote:

Aaron   what happened to you (again)    Looks like you need help to bring out the better side of your game... where can I send in my application to join in this flt? i do hope to get free beer too...   

I see sharks lurking around now...

na... i'm just hoping to catch a free ride grab as many games as I can esp on weekdays.. even more so when the weather has been a bit hot recently...  

Ok

Dear Angry American,

You are hereby given approval (in principle) to form the said sub-charter of "Short Hitting Team who Hit Earthworms And Dirt, SHiT.HEAD", subject to the declaration of the requirements for entry into this new sub-charter in this Forum.

I look forward to seeing your leadership and how your new group can bring Short Hitting to the next level.

Sincerely,
President of the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) aka Short Hitting Team (SHiT)

rangereye wrote:

na... i'm just hoping to catch a free ride grab as many games as I can esp on weekdays.. even more so when the weather has been a bit hot recently...  

I free.. 

another shark lurking...

oh no!!!     Dive... Dive.... Dive.....

Bro blee,

In Malaysia, just switched off the light and turn it back on he'll be in front of u liao.

I got to get my PA/Secretary/Driver/Slave/whatever to start marketing this.
Popular slogans will be:
I'm with SHiT.
I'm a SHitHEAD and proud
SHiTHEADs United - I can see this on a jersey and flying off the shelf.

Suggestions are welcome for additional slogans.