Something new to learn.....

Something new to learn or is it?


Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fxxking yourself.

Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!

Money is just like arse... everybody has it, but.... nobody wants to give it !

Men play the game. Women know the score.

Wives are funny creatures... They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!

Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

Here is the definition of divorce..... ..She gets the ring and the man gets the finger!

Confucius say......man who puts hand in bush is not always a gardener!

Wow !! Amazing !! Bro Lamst18...Do you happen to teach Sexology in any school ??

Sir, i go Geylang everyday...

Lorong what? so who are the ang pais nowadays?

ang pais tow.... must discover hidden gems....

For me this one is the best....

Wives are funny creatures... They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!

Bro ........ ......from now on you are my Karma Sutra MASTER and SHUFU.......


BRAVO !!!! BRAVO !!!!!! ENCORE !!!!!!!

This one cracked me up:

Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!