NECROPHILIA - LEARN A NEW WORD A DAY

Subject: NECROPHILIA - LEARN A NEW WORD A DAY Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:26 pm

LEARN A WORD A DAY: NECROPHILIA

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person).

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and.....
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

SO LADIES TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME鈥�..

GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.

Newbie Golfer Posts : 71 Join date : 2011-05-26 Age : 43

Hahahaha~!

Junior Golfer Posts : 201 Join date : 2010-08-25

Good one...

Newbie Golfer Posts : 13 Join date : 2011-07-22

Haha! Good one!

Subject: Re: NECROPHILIA - LEARN A NEW WORD A DAY Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:55 am

Was that the case whereby the room is too huge or the furniture is too small?

Subject: Re: NECROPHILIA - LEARN A NEW WORD A DAY Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:40 am

This is a good one!

Subject: Re: NECROPHILIA - LEARN A NEW WORD A DAY Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:06 pm

nutty88 wrote:: Was that the case whereby the room is too huge or the furniture is too small?

Sorry Nutty but after my stroke, I sort of not in tune to the world or am I ??? Can't catch what you are trying to hint?

Subject: Re: NECROPHILIA - LEARN A NEW WORD A DAY Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:37 pm

Good one !

Junior Golfer Posts : 190 Join date : 2011-09-11

nice... haha..

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