Dong Dong Chiang...........The Lo-Hei Game II (refer pg.61 for full match-ups & tee off timings)

bunch of us playing on 18th pm. or we can practice par3 next Sat at your usual early morning time.

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

chinchiachun wrote:

Put as first flight quick quick settle MT/WMF 9 and 8 then go boil water for hot pool bath for the team?

the 25-ing starts. already friendly-fire. targeting own partner liao. forgot who he is playing with.

coincidentally, it starts on page 25 of this thread.

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

4dtoto wrote:

You are the 1st Tendy Challenge Champion !

I was the 1st GR Charity Champion.

that type of competition bo pa kay one...

pushslice wrote:

bunch of us playing on 18th pm. or we can practice par3 next Sat at your usual early morning time.

If you can tahan this kind of red-eye morning game, then onz... what time do you want me to wake you up this Saturday?

pushslice wrote:

WMF, are you playing ANY golf before the LH game?

He's like a porn star... saves the best for when it counts.

Technospaz wrote:

pushslice wrote:

WMF, are you playing ANY golf before the LH game?

He's like a porn star... saves the best for when it counts.

Yep... as you might have noticed, bro C C B has mentioned that my shifu is Ron Jeremy... he was kind enough to provide me with this pointer.

watermyforrest wrote:

Technospaz wrote:

pushslice wrote:

WMF, are you playing ANY golf before the LH game?

He's like a porn star... saves the best for when it counts.

Yep... as you might have noticed, bro C C B has mentioned that my shifu is Ron Jeremy... he was kind enough to provide me with this pointer.

I wish to announce my retirement from golf after suffering permanent psychological damage upon googling Ron Jeremy and viewing the images.

watermyforrest wrote:

Technospaz wrote:

pushslice wrote:

WMF, are you playing ANY golf before the LH game?

He's like a porn star... saves the best for when it counts.

Yep... as you might have noticed, bro C C B has mentioned that my shifu is Ron Jeremy... he was kind enough to provide me with this pointer.

For a moment, I read that as being "his pointer"

Suspicious wrote:

watermyforrest wrote:

Technospaz wrote:

pushslice wrote:

WMF, are you playing ANY golf before the LH game?

He's like a porn star... saves the best for when it counts.

Yep... as you might have noticed, bro C C B has mentioned that my shifu is Ron Jeremy... he was kind enough to provide me with this pointer.

I wish to announce my retirement from golf after suffering permanent psychological damage upon googling Ron Jeremy and viewing the images.

will u still turn up this Sunday to challenge me ??

Did you know?

- The word "25" and "air-con bus" in this thread should not be taken literally
- This is the 2nd year running for Lo Hei game which previously was named as "Zen vs Others" then "Zen vs Zen" game
- Prior to team allocations, Mloy has shot a few friendly fires i.e. own team mate
- This event consist of 8 flights and held of the 8th of Feb (8 is auspicious number for Chinese).
- The previous year captains were S70B and Slinger... They have nominated Kian & 4dToto to be this year's captains
- This year captains are actually team mate from the "Wealth Boys Team"
- Asahi has been self-appointed as the Tournament Director (TD) again… well done bro!
- This year TD will not hang pig head to chase the buy-in payment as one of the captain has Pig as avatar and he doesn't want to suffer the wrath of the team members…
- Despite Holland never winning world cup, captain Kian decided to lead the Team Oranje
- First pick was decided by a putt using kids putter at BFG Bukit Merah
- Photo of the captains and some kay poh onlookers can be found at page 12 of the first thread
- "Captain" (And68low) is once again the first pick of the team
- "Captain" is the captain of the "ASS Team" (And68low, Slinger, S70B)
- CCC was the most popular person in this thread… mentioned in many posts (excluding the list)… followed by Mloy
- CCC was selected by Captain 4dtoto before Chipmunk (Alvin7379)… we suspect that this is due to his extensive knowledge of hot pools, massage and ktv…
- Master decided to finally put this game ahead of his job.
- Master is now known as Suspicious… wtf… he might have been other avatars lurking and stealthily contributed to the GR threads
- Master is a tsunami survivor (Heck! I put this just to add more items…)
- The "Bad Boys Team" (Panji and Duval_S) are split up between the 2 teams during this game as well... just like "Wealth Boys" and "ASS" Team
- Judging from the number of forumers/idiots that are threatened to be fixed by Shamusan… we can tell that Sham has mellowed down a lot!
- Each team has a "real lady" golfer… must have been pre-arranged by the captains
- Despite the name, Ms. Lee is not a real lady… just lady-like...
- Aloyboy had to wait for 62 pages before knowing his partner… it must have been an orgasmic-like relief to finally received the news
- Despite claiming of not playing, Duffy kept on posting his comments in this thread…
- MC is the most wanted player, challenged by at least 4 people at the same time throughout this thread
- Poresia was back to back to back OCBC Champion
- The odds going around for this game is 1:0.65… some even 1:3... I leave it to you to find out which team has a higher odds…
- There is a mini lo hei game organised by Technospaz to spice up this event
- Prior to the game a number of players are suffering from i-am-lousy-player-please-give-chance-so-i-can-eat-you-alive-atism
- This thread has touched almost every aspect of life from lunch, hot tubs, 3rd eyes, birthdays, g-string, etc
- I would have put on the statistics if this F#$% thread is not so long!

Suspicious wrote:

I wish to announce my retirement from golf after suffering permanent psychological damage upon googling Ron Jeremy and viewing the images.

Or from the nightmares of Sunday's game?

So are you forfeiting your game?

mowen wrote:

Suspicious wrote:

watermyforrest wrote:

Technospaz wrote:

pushslice wrote:

WMF, are you playing ANY golf before the LH game?

He's like a porn star... saves the best for when it counts.

Yep... as you might have noticed, bro C C B has mentioned that my shifu is Ron Jeremy... he was kind enough to provide me with this pointer.

I wish to announce my retirement from golf after suffering permanent psychological damage upon googling Ron Jeremy and viewing the images.

will u still turn up this Sunday to challenge me ??

let's not call it a challenge, New Idol..

Let's call it a learning experience..

It is indeed a pleasure to be learning from an outright champion like you

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Suspicious wrote:

I wish to announce my retirement from golf after suffering permanent psychological damage upon googling Ron Jeremy and viewing the images.

Or from the nightmares of Sunday's game?

So are you forfeiting your game?

Oooh... I like...

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Suspicious wrote:

I wish to announce my retirement from golf after suffering permanent psychological damage upon googling Ron Jeremy and viewing the images.

Or from the nightmares of Sunday's game?

So are you forfeiting your game?

I get nightmares the moment I think of your wet and soggy pants..

Partner, it seems that you have too much time on your free hands. I'd suggest that you start some practice rounds to create more buffer in case I do get mind-f***ed by CCC's (_)(_).

Suspicious wrote:

It is indeed a pleasure to be learning from an outright champion like you

thats not going to get you 7-7. You still get 4-4.

Suspicious wrote:

I get nightmares the moment I think of your wet and soggy pants..

you think of my soggy wet pants? I really question your sexuality now.

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Suspicious wrote:

I get nightmares the moment I think of your wet and soggy pants..

you think of my soggy wet pants? I really question your sexuality now.

I can't help it if that's the only thing you show me.

And i am not forfeiting the game.

Stop making a Backside out of U and Me

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Suspicious wrote:

It is indeed a pleasure to be learning from an outright champion like you

thats not going to get you 7-7. You still get 4-4.

I DONT NEED 4-4

Suspicious wrote:

I can't help it if that's the only thing you show me.

My tummy is bigger than my ass. No one is forcing you to look at the bottom half of me.

Maybe your Bang-cock trips are for the Tigers after all....

Suspicious wrote:

I DONT NEED 4-4

5-5?

The two of them really looks like pigs Ina pig farm.

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Suspicious wrote:

I can't help it if that's the only thing you show me.

My tummy is bigger than my ass. No one is forcing you to look at the bottom half of me.

Maybe your Bang-cock trips are for the Tigers after all....

SO .... u want to bring up bang-cock huh....

"we all have our secrets." - IMF Agent William Brandt, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

"we all have our secrets." - IMF Agent William Brandt, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

"One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble" - Murray Head

so i suggest u better stop talking about bang-cock before i START talking about it!