Let's Hope This Happens to All of Us

Subject: Let's Hope This Happens to All of Us Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:01 am

Let's Hope This Happens To All Of Us!

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad. "Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any," he replied gruffly. "Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands. "Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived those bastards."

Newbie Golfer Posts : 13 Join date : 2011-07-22

Haha good one! Sharing with my friends!

Subject: Re: Let's Hope This Happens to All of Us Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:54 am

cant help but to laugh on this one.. Smile

2nd YC's, really good one.

Caddy Posts : 5606 Join date : 2009-12-26

Maan, i dun wanna live till 98 and all my loved ones and even enemies died before me. lonely sia

On another note, saw in the news a 99yr old sikh completed a marathon. Dun think i can even wipe my own ass at 98 Laughing

Subject: Re: Let's Hope This Happens to All of Us Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:36 pm

The moral of the story is you can golf forever, if you can live forever.

Subject: Re: Let's Hope This Happens to All of Us Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:08 pm

TDO wrote:: Let's Hope This Happens To All Of Us!

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad. "Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any," he replied gruffly. "Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands. "Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived those bastards."

LONG LIVE THE GOLF!!!!! PLAY GOLF WILL OUT LIVE THOSE WHO DON'T HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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