New style of scoring for high handicappers :)

blee2007 wrote:

Technically, I will give you birdie if you hit the bird..

And blee, what will you give if say.... someone hit a lamp post?

I think I can practice to be good at that in Occ...

eiji wrote:

no i am just brutally honest about my lack of talent. no need to cheat myself about my ability...play bad golf so be it, just thankful i can still get a game of golf.

I rest my case.

DimWit Kid wrote:

blee2007 wrote:

Technically, I will give you birdie if you hit the bird..

And blee, what will you give if say.... someone hit a lamp post?

I think I can practice to be good at that in Occ...

I would say you need to take out your wallet and pay for the damages...

Technospaz wrote:

eiji wrote:

no i am just brutally honest about my lack of talent. no need to cheat myself about my ability...play bad golf so be it, just thankful i can still get a game of golf.

I rest my case.

but if u want to have a game with your style of scoring, i am quite game for it, we can play vegas with players with similar abilities like us weekend hackers.

eiji wrote:

Technospaz wrote:

eiji wrote:

no i am just brutally honest about my lack of talent. no need to cheat myself about my ability...play bad golf so be it, just thankful i can still get a game of golf.

I rest my case.

but if u want to have a game with your style of scoring, i am quite game for it, we can play vegas with players with similar abilities like us weekend hackers.

Eiji, remember to invite DWK, he provides free beer one..

blee2007 wrote:

eiji wrote:

Technospaz wrote:

eiji wrote:

no i am just brutally honest about my lack of talent. no need to cheat myself about my ability...play bad golf so be it, just thankful i can still get a game of golf.

I rest my case.

but if u want to have a game with your style of scoring, i am quite game for it, we can play vegas with players with similar abilities like us weekend hackers.

Eiji, remember to invite DWK, he provides free beer one..

I'm not afraid of vegas... likely I will lose the partnership onli a few points as i always the second digit ... unless it's the one with the cruel flip when par/birdie ugh...

Btw blee... what kind of bird we need to hit to get a birdie... reckon certain slow moving, ground-bound birds are easier to hit eh....

The point of this exercise is for me to accept my limitations and still get away with my mind intact.

In reality, it's quite different. Pars are pars. Birdies are birdies. But mostly, others are others. Sadly.

DimWit Kid wrote:

blee2007 wrote:

eiji wrote:

Technospaz wrote:

eiji wrote:

no i am just brutally honest about my lack of talent. no need to cheat myself about my ability...play bad golf so be it, just thankful i can still get a game of golf.

I rest my case.

but if u want to have a game with your style of scoring, i am quite game for it, we can play vegas with players with similar abilities like us weekend hackers.

Eiji, remember to invite DWK, he provides free beer one..

I'm not afraid of vegas... likely I will lose the partnership onli a few points as i always the second digit ... unless it's the one with the cruel flip when par/birdie ugh...

Btw blee... what kind of bird we need to hit to get a birdie... reckon certain slow moving, ground-bound birds are easier to hit eh....

just aim for blee or rather bird-lee.....haha !!!

Dont worry snowy, we won;t melt you.. but another technicality, if you hit birdman, you also score a birdie too but hor, I am sure if we are playing 4 balls and you hit him, I think we will end up playing 3 balls and also he will still be in the flight..

blee2007 wrote:

Dont worry snowy, we won;t melt you.. but another technicality, if you hit birdman, you also score a birdie too but hor, I am sure if we are playing 4 balls and you hit him, I think we will end up playing 3 balls and also he will still be in the flight..

haha...i guess for sure, birdlee is not gonna melt snowman...

next game, my target will be the birdie belong to birdlee...and if i hit that target, birdman and I will still be in the flight, but not too sure about birdlee....haha !!!

golf_snowman wrote:

blee2007 wrote:

Dont worry snowy, we won;t melt you.. but another technicality, if you hit birdman, you also score a birdie too but hor, I am sure if we are playing 4 balls and you hit him, I think we will end up playing 3 balls and also he will still be in the flight..

haha...i guess for sure, birdlee is not gonna melt snowman...

next game, my target will be the birdie belong to birdlee...and if i hit that target, birdman and I will still be in the flight, but not too sure about birdlee....haha !!!

and now you know why i dont want to play with you...

blee2007 wrote:

golf_snowman wrote:

blee2007 wrote:

Dont worry snowy, we won;t melt you.. but another technicality, if you hit birdman, you also score a birdie too but hor, I am sure if we are playing 4 balls and you hit him, I think we will end up playing 3 balls and also he will still be in the flight..

haha...i guess for sure, birdlee is not gonna melt snowman...

next game, my target will be the birdie belong to birdlee...and if i hit that target, birdman and I will still be in the flight, but not too sure about birdlee....haha !!!

and now you know why i dont want to play with you...

you can run but u cant escape !!!.....haha !!!