Asking for strokes in golf....

1. Hello there. My name is Mloy. Nice to meet you
2. I am going through Swing Change
3. Last nite never sleep enough or never sleep..MJ lah , Drinking lah, watch Golf Channel lah..
4. This is my first time playing at this course
5. "you're premier div and I'm div 1, what!"
6. I'm in the spectator division
7. Wah,..you played so good hah! must give strokes
8. Hey,, u beat A what..but I always lost to A, so how many strokes to give?
9. It's your home course leh
10. We need strokes to have a good chance
11. Give me strokes and I will ask Winston to show you around HCMC when you go there.
12. I'm a beginner..
13. I just bought these new clubs and trying them out now
14. Today is my birtday,..so I need to have strokes...
15. I just recovered from stiff neck,,dont know I should play???
16. My palm oil price keep dropping, everyday got migraine!! how to play liddat??!!
17. blah blah blah ... you see, I do care for you
18. I am a lady ^^ If u dun give me stroke not manly
19. you're a pro, leh
20. I've been playing like crap. 100s over the last few games! Sure die!
21. I didn't get enough sleep. Played mahjong till 3am. Sure die!
22. I drank too much last night. Got a massive headache. Sure die!
23. The sky is blue. The grass is green. Sure die!