How to avoid being caught with new toys

this one was written a good 2 years ago by the likes of G_man, Shaowei, MC, JC and other friends of the Den....


1. "No Dear, it isn't mine, picked it up for a friend."
2. "No Dear, I only changed the grip."
3. "New club? Where? Aiyoh, I have had that for ages."
4. "I won it in a paid by cash lucky draw. I was lucky to draw it, and I paid in cash."
5. "I am in a rather depressed state now, I just wanted to make myself happy. I can be happy right?"
6. "He gave it to me. I gave him money and he gave me this."
7. "You know you shouldn't be looking at my stuff all the time. I don't want to talk now. This invasion is too much to swallow."
8. "Leave it in the car boot."
9. "It was this, or a night at a KTV. If not for my love for you I would have gone to the KTV. Be thankful for the putter, its a sign of my love for you."
10. "You had a new baby! A long term commitment! I got a putter! looks who's talking."
11. Store your golf bag in a corner that your wife seldom access.
12. Make sure that your wife does not recognize your clubs.
13. Do not use the change club covers often. Make sure that you have a common headcover that you always use (even for new drivers etc. I,e., big fish headcover)
14. Use e-banking to access Credit Card Bills, Bank account statements and etc. Go paperless! Save the environment while you are at it.
15. Always hide your new toy in your car until the coast is clear.
16. Wake up in the middle of the night to sneak in your new toy.
17. Buy her a new toy when you have one.

Fell free to add on......

the person who contributed the last 3 points was eventually caught and had to give up golf. he nows play chess in his spare time and wears a leg tag when he goes out alone.

DGman

The ultimate sacrifice of all: Stay single!

siao... that is not a sacrifice... that is a wise decision... golf costs less and gives you less trouble in the long run...

13 and 15 looks familiar....

bought it at Cash Converter for $5...REALLY!!!!

Wahahaaa!

Alway pay with cash and throw away the receipt.
My wife caught me with a chilli golf/BFG receipt laying on my table.

interesting man & their acts

1. "No Dear, it isn't mine, picked it up for a friend."
2. "No Dear, I only changed the grip."
3. "New club? Where? Aiyoh, I have had that for ages."
4. "I won it in a paid by cash lucky draw. I was lucky to draw it, and I paid in cash."
5. "I am in a rather depressed state now, I just wanted to make myself happy. I can be happy right?"
6. "He gave it to me. I gave him money and he gave me this."
7. "You know you shouldn't be looking at my stuff all the time. I don't want to talk now. This invasion is too much to swallow."
8. "Leave it in the car boot."
9. "It was this, or a night at a KTV. If not for my love for you I would have gone to the KTV. Be thankful for the putter, its a sign of my love for you."
10. "You had a new baby! A long term commitment! I got a putter! looks who's talking."
11. Store your golf bag in a corner that your wife seldom access.
12. Make sure that your wife does not recognize your clubs.
13. Do not use the change club covers often. Make sure that you have a common headcover that you always use (even for new drivers etc. I,e., big fish headcover)
14. Use e-banking to access Credit Card Bills, Bank account statements and etc. Go paperless! Save the environment while you are at it.
15. Always hide your new toy in your car until the coast is clear.
16. Wake up in the middle of the night to sneak in your new toy.
17. Buy her a new toy when you have one.
18. Friend giving up golf gave it to me
19. I met some ah sia kia who does not like this and gave it to me

"Hen-peck-ness" really brings out the creativity in one.

we not henpecked.. we respect our wives.