Have FUN with US ! entertainment inclusive !

capt was just being kind lah

i was already trying my best to hold the fort, but it was breached on the 10th hole and crumbled by the 16th

i really need to go for short game lessons and work on it for another 2 years before i can dream of a return match

those guys are...

singularly....sharks!

collectively.....pirahnas!!!

but they are a good bunch of guys who just happened to love golf and love thrash talking.

the shoomaker is one of the sharks too, so beware! however MC is not hor, he on the other hand talk big and deliver ..no comments!

the way the middle eastern is performing on the green and trackman, he will be there soon.

DGman

zhenxua wrote:

capt was just being kind lah

i was already trying my best to hold the fort, but it was breached on the 10th hole and crumbled by the 16th

i really need to go for short game lessons and work on it for another 2 years before i can dream of a return match

ZX, try to jio captain for more games and ask him to teach you how to work around the greens... thats how mine improve.. but of course must pay school fees lah...

Wow .. Bro ZX .. ur game got FR from S70B and got photos and video ...

So Jealous ........

you play with ASS team, FR also very long, my FR, i dun even have to scroll to see.. i also damn jealous.

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mowen wrote:

Wow .. Bro ZX .. ur game got FR from S70B and got photos and video ...

So Jealous ........

Che BAH!!!! Photo and Video....so high profile!!!!

can point to where I can see? Maybe can pick a tip or 2?

DS, page 42 of this thread.

Was reading this...and noted this scene.........imagine...even when things go wrong, he also can recover !!!!!! eh ZX, don forget us when you join the big time tour hor

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and he had to chip out to 105m......where he then proceeded to 'top' it and had the ball roll into the hole for an improbable 3! The A.S.S. team were quite shellshocked from his play and all proceeded to bogey that hole.

Duval_S wrote:

Was reading this...and noted this scene.........imagine...even when things go wrong, he also can recover !!!!!! eh ZX, don forget us when you join the big time tour hor

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and he had to chip out to 105m......where he then proceeded to 'top' it and had the ball roll into the hole for an improbable 3! The A.S.S. team were quite shellshocked from his play and all proceeded to bogey that hole.

Psst... DS... why dun we kick him out of our flight and ask him to join others... he too good for us leh....

guys, you can do it too ... just use the charm from er shifu ...



get the instruction from him fast ... I think he will start charging soon ...

I think you guys should kick GB out of your flight as he is....

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duffader wrote:

Duval_S wrote:

Was reading this...and noted this scene.........imagine...even when things go wrong, he also can recover !!!!!! eh ZX, don forget us when you join the big time tour hor

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and he had to chip out to 105m......where he then proceeded to 'top' it and had the ball roll into the hole for an improbable 3! The A.S.S. team were quite shellshocked from his play and all proceeded to bogey that hole.

Psst... DS... why dun we kick him out of our flight and ask him to join others... he too good for us leh....

Actually hor....I tell you something I am thinking...but pls hor...you don tell anyone especialy ZX...steady?? We saddam him on that day.....

Duval_S wrote:

Quote :

duffader wrote:

Duval_S wrote:

Was reading this...and noted this scene.........imagine...even when things go wrong, he also can recover !!!!!! eh ZX, don forget us when you join the big time tour hor

Quote :

and he had to chip out to 105m......where he then proceeded to 'top' it and had the ball roll into the hole for an improbable 3! The A.S.S. team were quite shellshocked from his play and all proceeded to bogey that hole.

Psst... DS... why dun we kick him out of our flight and ask him to join others... he too good for us leh....

Actually hor....I tell you something I am thinking...but pls hor...you don tell anyone especialy ZX...steady?? We saddam him on that day.....

Yah, I thinking of that too... and he will have to give us 3-3... do you think we can survive?

Analysis of a potential Kick Ass Candidate

Venue : Warren
Time : 0720

Candidate Name : Duffader
Height : Unknown (Shorter than me)
Weight : Unknown ( Lighter than me)

Ass hopefully after reading this FR .. You guys know u will have a challenge in your hands come 2011 . This will be the person to beat in Warren

I played with Duffader twice this year .. How he perform at Warren is like how Tiger perform in WGC before he got caught ..

Stats below

Driver : Hardly see he miss a fairway yesterday. Length was good . With the slight draw he is playing .. He outdrove me most of the time .

Long Irons : Slightly below par .. But still straight .. only lose abit of distance

Mid and Short Irons : He was deadly in this area.. He was finding greens in those range ..

Putter : Think is his new weapon .. Getting use to it .. Think will be the only weak point this Sunday .. And i mean only this Sunday ...

He play a solid 84 game at warren .. yes with a 38 on the inward 9. It was the biggest defeat in my 5 year golfing career .. 6 holes I lost .. Yes 6 ... i did not type wrong even though the no 3 is just under the 6 on the number pad on my lappy ...

I was devastated by the lost .. i was poorer when i left Warren GCC ...

Luckily ... new found friends like GB , ANGBK and ChrisD ... emotionally lift me up during the afternoon sessions ... Think i stick to playing with this exclusive foursome... we do not intend to allow outsiders to join this flight :p

Ok sorry back to the FR ...

I think Duffader is confident in taking on the ASS team at Warren with the gold tees cause he told me only S70B he will worry cause of the following factors

Cap might might struggle with the gold tees .. i use the word might .. Duffader use the word Confirm.. i still respect captain plus my Sicc Dreams depend on him .. so i use the word might

Slinger so wild and his putting is Shit so he will struggle on the warren greens

Only the Worthy S70B is capable to shine and try to hold the fort at WGCC Gold tees ..

So his strategy he tell me is to Eat Pig Pay Dog ...

Plus his brother will set up Warren to his advantage ... IF Ass were to give him strokes .. i will be very unhappy .. And Knowing his appetite for big bets .. I sure the Cut Throat will start at the min $10 .

Bro Duffader ... last night really tired la .. want to write FR also bo strength already ... Hopefully this FR u will be happy and proud of yourself and my money is on you when u take on the ASS team ..


Your Sincerely
Mowen
Marketing Director of ASS ( I hope)

And yes his ang kong is fierce .. at mbgc with pants he look like a gentleman golfer .. yesterday with is cyan blue cross berms .. showing off his ang kong .. i abit shaky ... i was looking out for parangs also ...

Mowen.. i got only one phrase for you for your FR... "拿不起来“

Hmmm... that is an interesting report from our M.D of ASS, well, let us hear it from the Warren Tiger himself ! We will take him on if that Tiger willing to hunt us down ! Confirm no stroke will be given also(must give deference to our MOWEN)

PS, Warren Tiger, dont take like 2mths, 3mths or 6 mths to prepare hor! we are ready for you like yesterday even in Gold tees or even Platinum tees if your brother can arrange.

and68low wrote:

Hmmm... that is an interesting report from our M.D of ASS, well, let us hear it from the Warren Tiger himself ! We will take him on if that Tiger willing to hunt us down ! Confirm no stroke will be given also(must give deference to our MOWEN)

PS, Warren Tiger, dont take like 2mths, 3mths or 6 mths to prepare hor! we are ready for you like yesterday even in Gold tees or even Platinum tees if your brother can arrange.

Cap, you dun hear that mowen talk rubbish lah. Want to play gold tees, anyday we can play there, in warren, there is no restrictions.

THe lastest will be january and we also talked about 31st dec.. remember... but that is my game with MC, but if he cannot make it, then we can have it then loh. Outcome is the same for me lah, still money out of the pocket. So it doesnt make much difference. Like i said, if we stick to $5 a hole cutthroat, i will try to play with you guys level nin warren. DUn have to like somebody, plan plan plan.. then go there, play $3. Some more champion of a certain division is a 143 slope rating course.

拿不起来



U tell me one leh ... Warren will be an advantage to u against the ASS team ...

Ooii .. Before I take on ASS .. I was terrified hor that why the $3 bet ..

I respect the ASS team .. that why i was terrified ..

The next session if them if $10 I will be terrified also ..

Cause I respect the ASS team when ever i take them on regardless of of the golf course .. cause when i take on them

I tell myself i taking on ASS not taking on the golf course ...

see i keep on using the word " Terrified" and "Respect"

zhenxua wrote:

asahi, just for your info, the minimum stakes allowed:

1) individual - $5 per hole, birdie - $5
capt and shifu will give you 1-1 each

2) saddam - total $15 per hole
capt, shifu and alvin will give you 3-3

asahi, yummmmmmmm ............................ sengggggggggg ............

ZX...before you scare us or any other interested parties any further, I would like to quote a previous post from Capt so that candidates like Asahi, Duval, Mloy and I can still join in the fun

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zhenxua wrote:
what's the minimum bet and the table limit?

and68low wrote:

The primary motive actually is for the 4th player to see us cut each other throat and body up to pieces and you can call ambulance to save what ever to be save! As S70B said the stakes are secondary be it small as a half dollar and as big as a dollar we will still have a game ! Only condition we have, you must know how to enjoy, have fun and most of all respect the game of golf !

Cheers

Now chatting with Mowen on MSN.. dunno whether should 1 cut and paste what he have just said.....

Mowen won 3 times the $$ he lost to duff from us.
Still a winner at the end of the day.

pushslice wrote:

zhenxua wrote:

asahi, just for your info, the minimum stakes allowed:

1) individual - $5 per hole, birdie - $5
capt and shifu will give you 1-1 each

2) saddam - total $15 per hole
capt, shifu and alvin will give you 3-3

asahi, yummmmmmmm ............................ sengggggggggg ............

ZX...before you scare us or any other interested parties any further, I would like to quote a previous post from Capt so that candidates like Asahi, Duval, Mloy and I can still join in the fun

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zhenxua wrote:
what's the minimum bet and the table limit?

and68low wrote:

The primary motive actually is for the 4th player to see us cut each other throat and body up to pieces and you can call ambulance to save what ever to be save! As S70B said the stakes are secondary be it small as a half dollar and as big as a dollar we will still have a game ! Only condition we have, you must know how to enjoy, have fun and most of all respect the game of golf !

Cheers

Bro PS, dun tell me you fall for that trick too?

ChrisD wrote:

Mowen won 3 times the $$ he lost to duff from us.
Still a winner at the end of the day.

You see... this is call "放长线，钓大鱼“

hahahahahaha I can only hope.

I still save my lunch dollar every day for the game in January. No more buying golf stuff, only WTS threads till about 6 months after that game

pushslice wrote:

zhenxua wrote:

asahi, just for your info, the minimum stakes allowed:

1) individual - $5 per hole, birdie - $5
capt and shifu will give you 1-1 each

2) saddam - total $15 per hole
capt, shifu and alvin will give you 3-3

asahi, yummmmmmmm ............................ sengggggggggg ............

ZX...before you scare us or any other interested parties any further, I would like to quote a previous post from Capt so that candidates like Asahi, Duval, Mloy and I can still join in the fun

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zhenxua wrote:
what's the minimum bet and the table limit?

and68low wrote:

The primary motive actually is for the 4th player to see us cut each other throat and body up to pieces and you can call ambulance to save what ever to be save! As S70B said the stakes are secondary be it small as a half dollar and as big as a dollar we will still have a game ! Only condition we have, you must know how to enjoy, have fun and most of all respect the game of golf !

Cheers

eh ... how come capt never say this to me yesterday?