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mowen wrote:

Analysis of a potential Kick Ass Candidate

Venue : Warren
Time : 0720

Candidate Name : Duffader
Height : Unknown (Shorter than me)
Weight : Unknown ( Lighter than me)

Ass hopefully after reading this FR .. You guys know u will have a challenge in your hands come 2011 . This will be the person to beat in Warren

I played with Duffader twice this year .. How he perform at Warren is like how Tiger perform in WGC before he got caught ..

Stats below

Driver : Hardly see he miss a fairway yesterday. Length was good . With the slight draw he is playing .. He outdrove me most of the time .

Long Irons : Slightly below par .. But still straight .. only lose abit of distance

Mid and Short Irons : He was deadly in this area.. He was finding greens in those range ..

Putter : Think is his new weapon .. Getting use to it .. Think will be the only weak point this Sunday .. And i mean only this Sunday ...

He play a solid 84 game at warren .. yes with a 38 on the inward 9. It was the biggest defeat in my 5 year golfing career .. 6 holes I lost .. Yes 6 ... i did not type wrong even though the no 3 is just under the 6 on the number pad on my lappy ...

I was devastated by the lost .. i was poorer when i left Warren GCC ...

Luckily ... new found friends like GB , ANGBK and ChrisD ... emotionally lift me up during the afternoon sessions ... Think i stick to playing with this exclusive foursome... we do not intend to allow outsiders to join this flight :p

Ok sorry back to the FR ...

I think Duffader is confident in taking on the ASS team at Warren with the gold tees cause he told me only S70B he will worry cause of the following factors

Cap might might struggle with the gold tees .. i use the word might .. Duffader use the word Confirm.. i still respect captain plus my Sicc Dreams depend on him .. so i use the word might

Slinger so wild and his putting is Shit so he will struggle on the warren greens

Only the Worthy S70B is capable to shine and try to hold the fort at WGCC Gold tees ..

So his strategy he tell me is to Eat Pig Pay Dog ...

Plus his brother will set up Warren to his advantage ... IF Ass were to give him strokes .. i will be very unhappy .. And Knowing his appetite for big bets .. I sure the Cut Throat will start at the min $10 .

Bro Duffader ... last night really tired la .. want to write FR also bo strength already ... Hopefully this FR u will be happy and proud of yourself and my money is on you when u take on the ASS team ..


Your Sincerely
Mowen
Marketing Director of ASS ( I hope)

And yes his ang kong is fierce .. at mbgc with pants he look like a gentleman golfer .. yesterday with is cyan blue cross berms .. showing off his ang kong .. i abit shaky ... i was looking out for parangs also ...

er shifu 抢生意 ... they're MY regular kakis ...

Was having sore throat mah, so my both vices took over the negotiation lor.

Bro ZX .. u got give Bro GB Strokes or not

Bro GB ask me who better ... ZX or Mowen ... i told him i lost to ZX ...

So by right u should give more to bro GB since u beat me maths correct or not ??

u got give GB 4-4 or not ...

I give him 4-4 that why I am his new found kaki .....

but er shifu, you give me 4-4 also mah, so it's correct that I play level with GB ...

you have not seen the power of 82-GB lah ...

zhenxua wrote:

but er shifu, you give me 4-4 also mah, so it's correct that I play level with GB ...

you have not seen the power of 82-GB lah ...

But we have seen the power of 39-ZX.

ehhhh.....I had a suspicion and now confirm, I am not your std leh !!!!! one play 82, one play 39 on nine, one play mid 80s anytime even with multiple 3putts......

ya man ... i kanna 39-ZX and 38-Duffader ... buay tahan already ...

Japan holiday no shopping already ...

mowen wrote:

ya man ... i kanna 39-ZX and 38-Duffader ... buay tahan already ...

Japan holiday no shopping already ...

how come u give ZX 4-4???

i only give 2-2 only....

so is S70B and capt....

match play lah....

stroke will be more lor...





if u give ZX 4-4, dun think u can even go japan.....

Wauliew, Slinger, like that I kena con liao...you persuaded me to give ZX strokes. Think playing even also problem...

slinger wrote:

mowen wrote:

ya man ... i kanna 39-ZX and 38-Duffader ... buay tahan already ...

Japan holiday no shopping already ...

how come u give ZX 4-4???

i only give 2-2 only....

so is S70B and capt....

match play lah....

stroke will be more lor...





if u give ZX 4-4, dun think u can even go japan.....

Cause he treat me as




I want a rematch ... level with me swee bo Bro ZX ...

er shifu gave me 4-4 and I only won 4 holes ... at $2 per hole I only won $8 ... not even enough for him to autograph 1 note ...

Sorry hor .. i don't anyhow sign notes one ... I just found out it is illegal to even write on the note ...

Slinger ... u better keep the note ... don't every time take out and show people ..

Wait for nothing ... i go jail ...

Bro ZX take 4-4 from me u still want to take autograph note from me ?? buay steady leh ..

zhenxua wrote:

er shifu gave me 4-4 and I only won 4 holes ... at $2 per hole I only won $8 ... not even enough for him to autograph 1 note ...

Ok, i think its time to create Hype for the other official invitation liao... your Er shi Fu wants to have a 3 match game with you!

4dtoto wrote:

Wauliew, Slinger, like that I kena con liao...you persuaded me to give ZX strokes. Think playing even also problem...

why u belittled yourself..... i heard u bery bery bery good nowadays

no more 90s scores, now your score start only with 8.....

mowen wrote:

slinger wrote:

mowen wrote:

ya man ... i kanna 39-ZX and 38-Duffader ... buay tahan already ...

Japan holiday no shopping already ...

how come u give ZX 4-4???

i only give 2-2 only....

so is S70B and capt....

match play lah....

stroke will be more lor....




if u give ZX 4-4, dun think u can even go japan.....

Cause he treat me as




I want a rematch ... level with me swee bo Bro ZX ...

ZX, give me 2-2 can Liao and add me to this matchup.

Ok just talked to capt and s70b, match 8 will be on jan 4th, pm game. Venue will be occ or sicc sime.

If OCC, DS and I have to book one flight each. 130 + gst

If sime, capt can bring all 7 guests. Walk in. No time sheet. Also $120

1st pref is OCC, but we can only book 1 week bef. Sime is plan B.

ZX, pls update casino flight. Capt said he also want to bet cross flight.

ASS Team.... I think lets just get my slaughtering over and done with. So when for warren Gold Tees? If slinger cannot make it due to holiday plans, maybe we get Mowen in...

Lid dat not A.S.S. Liao. Moreover u just slaughtered Mowen. He will be mentally scarred by the course n u.

Ok loh, like that wait for Slinger's return. Cos cap's earlier post ask me dun take too long mah.

Get Timmy to join since slinger can't... Will be close fight.

Hahahhaa.. want to play timmy in warren, play white..... then he will have no clubs to hit.

how about master SBH and golfool?

I'm looking forward to see the FR of their matches

zhenxua wrote:

how about master SBH and golfool?

I'm looking forward to see the FR of their matches

What is FR of the match?

seebayho wrote:

zhenxua wrote:

how about master SBH and golfool?

I'm looking forward to see the FR of their matches

What is FR of the match?

SBH, FR = Field Report

ChrisD wrote:

mowen wrote:

slinger wrote:

mowen wrote:

ya man ... i kanna 39-ZX and 38-Duffader ... buay tahan already ...

Japan holiday no shopping already ...

how come u give ZX 4-4???

i only give 2-2 only....

so is S70B and capt....

match play lah....

stroke will be more lor....




if u give ZX 4-4, dun think u can even go japan.....

Cause he treat me as




I want a rematch ... level with me swee bo Bro ZX ...

ZX, give me 2-2 can Liao and add me to this matchup.

bro, you also treat me as 菜头？