My virgin trip (as a spectator) on the golf course

The weather loves to play tricks.
One minute windy, another minute f^*%ing hot.
The 2 orange capsules and loads of SPF35 sunblock did not help at all!!
I m bloody chow tah now (only realised when I took my shower).
Having bad headache too.

And then ... and then horrr .... Half of the time I couldn't see where the bloody balls went!?
Then I found out the best position to b at is behind the players.
Heeee

Ok ok ... Apart from all these char bor complaints, it was a very very fun experience!!! Made me wanna whack some balls sooooo much!!

You mean aim your putts at the poor boy's groin!?
Haha....

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golfjoy wrote:

The weather loves to play tricks.
One minute windy, another minute f^*%ing hot.
The 2 orange capsules and loads of SPF35 sunblock did not help at all!!
I m bloody chow tah now (only realised when I took my shower).
Having bad headache too.

And then ... and then horrr .... Half of the time I couldn't see where the bloody balls went!?
Then I found out the best position to b at is behind the players.
Heeee

Ok ok ... Apart from all these char bor complaints, it was a very very fun experience!!! Made me wanna whack some balls sooooo much!!

err....I find this quick shocking and yet intriguing....typically there are chow tah spots and there are very visible not chow tah spots.....and these can be easily visibily verified during shower.

So you chow tah everywhere hah? ....(if yes, things that make you go hmmmm)

golfjoy wrote:

And then ... and then horrr .... Half of the time I couldn't see where the bloody balls went!?
Then I found out the best position to b at is behind the players.
Heeee

It was a very very fun experience!!! Made me wanna whack some balls sooooo much!!

There is a trick to seeing other people's balls.... not the same as seeing your own.

Read your second part, and I felt some movement below my waist, and it's not my bowels!

Birdman wrote:

golfjoy wrote:

And then ... and then horrr .... Half of the time I couldn't see where the bloody balls went!?
Then I found out the best position to b at is behind the players.
Heeee

It was a very very fun experience!!! Made me wanna whack some balls sooooo much!!

There is a trick to seeing other people's balls.... not the same as seeing your own.

Read your second part, and I felt some movement below my waist, and it's not my bowels!

Bird, you bad lor.
I try not to pick up the 2nd para but you simply cannot resist.

Maybe a case of stating preference?

asahi wrote:

You mean aim your putts at the poor boy's groin!?
Haha....

si asahi! Stop laughing at my putt can???

that was my 1st time trying to putt after my lesson on chipping n putting 2 weeks ago.....

Be more encouraging can?

Bro, don't tell me you didn't feel it when you read it? Some actions are involuntarily reflexive, can't help it when my body reacts to what my mind processed.

Think she shall be renamed the Violent Virgin!

Birdman wrote:

There is a trick to seeing other people's balls.... not the same as seeing your own.

Read your second part, and I felt some movement below my waist, and it's not my bowels!

Uncle Birdman,
I know my comments about balls n behinds didn't really sound right.
But then, u teach me how should I write so that men like u do not have weird weird thinking lah??

Ok jokes aside, what movements huh???

golfjoy wrote:

asahi wrote:

You mean aim your putts at the poor boy's groin!?
Haha....

si asahi! Stop laughing at my putt can???

that was my 1st time trying to putt after my lesson on chipping n putting 2 weeks ago.....

Be more encouraging can?

Ok ok....,..tmr, we go back and set things right. Including with the whisky gal, wine gal etc......

asahi wrote:

Ok ok....,..tmr, we go back and set things right. Including with the whisky gal, wine gal etc......

Not really an incentive for me to go back there leh...
Where are all the cute and eligible men!?!

golfjoy wrote:

asahi wrote:

Ok ok....,..tmr, we go back and set things right. Including with the whisky gal, wine gal etc......

Not really an incentive for me to go back there leh...
Where are all the cute and eligible men!?!

Asahi, I pity you and Mizzy after that comment...

why pity us? one man's meat, may be another man's poison.. well, a woman in this case..

Duval_S wrote:

err....I find this quick shocking and yet intriguing....typically there are chow tah spots and there are very visible not chow tah spots.....and these can be easily visibily verified during shower.

So you chow tah everywhere hah? ....(if yes, things that make you go hmmmm)

Duval!! What are you trying to imply???

I regret not applying any sunblock on my arms n chest (yes, yes .... the "V" where it's exposed to the bloody hot sun). Was in a hurry lahh ... only bothered with my face (cannot afford to make it any uglier!! )

the visible chow tah spots ... arms (after the sleeves to where my watch is), and the "V" chest.
Chum lah ... hope they fade soon!!

blee2007 wrote:

golfjoy wrote:

asahi wrote:

Ok ok....,..tmr, we go back and set things right. Including with the whisky gal, wine gal etc......

Not really an incentive for me to go back there leh...
Where are all the cute and eligible men!?!

Asahi, I pity you and Mizzy after that comment...

kekeke .... blee, u verly the bad!!!

mizzy wrote:

why pity us? one man's meat, may be another man's poison.. well, a woman in this case..

hehehee

mizzy ah mizzy .... u r faster than me leh .... wanted to change my avatar ...
but neh mind, I stick with the 2 mascots ... I think they are cuter!

wah, mizzy, looking at your 'new' avatar, can see why you are not bothered...

I can see that you will be back at the Open tomorrow for more 'viewing'?

blee .... all I can say is .... his taste is BAD!

Wah.. I am not going into that area with you 2..

Joy, I think you also need to change your avatar as well..

golfjoy wrote:

blee .... all I can say is .... his taste is BAD!

Because you're not the one in the picture?

Birdman, see FB for a similar looking picture but different person in between. and you will know why I say it's time to change her avatar. Her current one is passe liao

golfjoy wrote:

Where are all the cute and eligible men!?!

Uhhh.... where all the sexy and friendly girls are?

blee2007 wrote:

Birdman, see FB for a similar looking picture but different person in between. and you will know why I say it's time to change her avatar. Her current one is passe liao

Not sure I want to go there.... U asking me to walk into a minefield izzit?

Anyway no FB for me orredi since I got hacked. Din bother to re-instate my account.

Too much trouble to start all over again. Sianz..

aiyah.. i wish asahi took the picture with the length of the two girls skirt shown.. it was sooooooooo short.. cannot see here in the picture... sighhhhhh

and hor.. the legs sooo long and the high heels like 6 inches...
see liao nose bleed..

mizzy wrote:

aiyah.. i wish asahi took the picture with the length of the two girls skirt shown.. it was sooooooooo short.. cannot see here in the picture... sighhhhhh

Bro, why you stand like at Sediyah like that? Hands not natural leh.... if you know what I mean...