Getting Older

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting
on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:

'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.
I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'


Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'


'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'


'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

our time will come...