Golf Terminology

Found this while clearing my email....

some interesting terminology for a lazy sunday.


An Adolf - taking two shots in a bunker


An Arthur Scargill - great strike but a poor result


A Rodney King - over-clubbed


An O.J. Simpson - shouldn't have, but got away with it


A Condom - safe but didn't feel right


An elephant's arsehole - it's high; and it stinks


A sister-in-law - I'm up there, but I know that I shouldn't be


A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner


An IRA shot - a provisional


A Diego Maradonna / Dennis Wise - nasty five footer


A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read


A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't


A lady boy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems


A gynaecologist's assistant - just shaves the hole


Does your husband play? - for when a man hits a short tee shot


A Cuban - needs one more revolution


An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim


A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water>


A Marilyn Monroe - a fair crack up the middle (aka "A Blondie")


A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver


A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver


A Michael Jackson - fading away


An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result


A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it


A Tony Blair - too much spin


A Bin Laden - driven out and never to be found again


A Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't

DGman

Very interesting and funny read.....good sunday read, better than Sunday Times, thanks for sharing, Eric.