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TDO Super Active Golfer
Posts : 2255 Join date : 2011-10-02 Age : 68 Location : West
| Subject: 9 Points to Ponder in Life Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:10 pm | |
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Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks,months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take anti-depressants to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a bowl of hot and spicy curry. What you enjoy today might burn your ass tomorrow.
...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long....
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| | | paul@golf Very Active Golfer
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| Subject: Re: 9 Points to Ponder in Life Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:20 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: 9 Points to Ponder in Life Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:23 pm | |
| Coincidentally there is a member with the nick, 9point ... I wonder if that is how his nick came about ... | |
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| Subject: Re: 9 Points to Ponder in Life Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:27 pm | |
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