My hot date with my fav DJ

Rafj wrote:

slinger wrote:

Rafj wrote:

Bird,

have not played with you for years. When you wanna play with me? Can arrange together with Slinger…...

I'm the 7am OCC guy……:-P

ray, its 2015 for u....

cos i waited 2 over years....

dun see any reason why u shd not wait that long....

Bro,

can reduce waiting time if we wear skirts….and shave our legs…….

Ray.. err... we?  

You shave me and I shave you?  

Might still be a better option than Slinger's KLJ stakes.  

Sure, let's arrange a game. I'm good weekdays too, but after 10am can?

slinger wrote:

u got 3 weeks before we put the KLJ stakes on the tee-box....

Wah... sounds like the pusher who offers up the first hit as freebie...  

After that, the vice tightens!  

Homie don't swing that way, KLJ not my cup of tea.  

blee wrote:

Birdman wrote:

Blee, you must be damn bored in the office!  

Instead of stirring s**t here, take it to the course and join us for the next game la...

Blee's S**t Stick versus Slinger's MF!!!!  

See how powderful your s**t stick is outside of OCC, see who's kung fu stronger?  

On or not?

I am bored in Office... I am tired to work... but what to do.. year end peak period, so have to kuai kuai sit in office to work lor.....

Since cannot play, SS here...

Bored? I guarantee you Slinger will keep you on the edge of your s**t... I mean seat.  

You just have to bring your s**t stick to Kranji. Should be loads of fun.  

Come come...

So this year, hottest golfer of 2013 goes to Birdman!! Everyone wanna a golf date with him! I also help my son to take a date and join the queue then;) 

Hottest!? Nah!

Not until he wears pink hot pants and tight tight white polo top, topped with wet look.

Hehe....so bird, you game!?

Tiramisu wrote:

So this year, hottest golfer of 2013 goes to Birdman!! Everyone wanna a golf date with him! I also help my son to take a date and join the queue then;) 

Hottest? Trust me, his face is perfect for radio.

meia07656 wrote:

Tiramisu wrote:

So this year, hottest golfer of 2013 goes to Birdman!! Everyone wanna a golf date with him! I also help my son to take a date and join the queue then;) 

Hottest? Trust me, his face is perfect for radio.

Hahaha....since Birdman can never remember that silence is golden (esp when playing golf).....let me remind him that duct tape is silver........which I recommend anyone to bring along when playing with 2013's hottest golfer.......

My God! bro Hubert. You are such a popular celebrity in this forum that everyone wants a piece of you and have to take a queue number to have a round with you.


Waiting in anticipation for my turn though. 

Is he an eagle or a pigeon????

u guys do realise that our celebrity is no weekend hacker....

he can really play hor....

give strokes at your own perils...

golfool2009 wrote:

meia07656 wrote:

Tiramisu wrote:

So this year, hottest golfer of 2013 goes to Birdman!! Everyone wanna a golf date with him! I also help my son to take a date and join the queue then;) 

Hottest? Trust me, his face is perfect for radio.

Hahaha....since Birdman can never remember that silence is golden (esp when playing golf).....let me remind him that duct tape is silver........which I recommend anyone to bring along when playing with 2013's hottest golfer.......

u do know that our game with the superhero n that AA botak is long overdue....

pls save your leave hor....

Mid dec guys ... should be back in sg

Oh man... who opened the floodgates? I thought Fast and Furious 7 wasn't due till 2015?

Date with a son... pink hot pants and a tight polo... face for radio... silver duct tape... piece of me... eagle or pigeon...

What have I gotten myself into?  

Birdman wrote:

Oh man... who opened the floodgates? I thought Fast and Furious 7 wasn't due till 2015?

Date with a son... pink hot pants and a tight polo... face for radio... silver duct tape... piece of me... eagle or pigeon...

What have I gotten myself into?  

Sounds like a typical night for you.

I wish Jason.

You been reading too much of Howard Stern's books. No one ever sat on her speaker and turned up the volume while I was on air.  

actually hor...purpose of this thread is to see if i can get myself hired to be birdman golfing manager

i can see my effort has not come to waste....

publicity is still publicity....

so my dear friend, u have my number...

i anxiously await for your call...

u just show up n play.... leave the nego to me

dun worry, i find ppl to underwrite for u as well...

SWEE BO!!!

this kind of manager where to find??!!

Birdman wrote:

I wish Jason.

You been reading too much of Howard Stern's books. No one ever sat on her speaker and turned up the volume while I was on air.  

Awww.... you're ruining my fantasy!

slinger wrote:

actually hor...purpose of this thread is to see if i can get myself hired to be birdman golfing manager
i can see my effort has not come to waste....

publicity is still publicity....
so my dear friend, u have my number...

i anxiously await for your call...
u just show up n play.... leave the nego to me
dun worry, i find ppl to underwrite for u as well...
SWEE BO!!!

this kind of manager where to find??!!

Slinger, for Birdman, manager not enough.
He needs a PR team!!!!

I can help to market his talents.
Heard that he is good with mics....of all sizes. 

 

But first things first, let's pimp his ass...I mean, pimp his golfing talents.

asahi wrote:

slinger wrote:

actually hor...purpose of this thread is to see if i can get myself hired to be birdman golfing manager
i can see my effort has not come to waste....

publicity is still publicity....
so my dear friend, u have my number...

i anxiously await for your call...
u just show up n play.... leave the nego to me
dun worry, i find ppl to underwrite for u as well...
SWEE BO!!!

this kind of manager where to find??!!

Slinger, for Birdman, manager not enough.
He needs a PR team!!!!

I can help to market his talents.
Heard that he is good with mics....of all sizes. 

 

But first things first, let's pimp his ass...I mean, pimp his golfing talents.

Bro, 
When is my queue due? 

asahi wrote:

slinger wrote:

actually hor...purpose of this thread is to see if i can get myself hired to be birdman golfing manager
i can see my effort has not come to waste....

publicity is still publicity....
so my dear friend, u have my number...

i anxiously await for your call...
u just show up n play.... leave the nego to me
dun worry, i find ppl to underwrite for u as well...
SWEE BO!!!

this kind of manager where to find??!!

Slinger, for Birdman, manager not enough.
He needs a PR team!!!!

I can help to market his talents.
Heard that he is good with mics....of all sizes. 

 

But first things first, let's pimp his ass...I mean, pimp his golfing talents.

Lol, how to refuse this kind of offer?

Got personal golf manager and Asahi endorsement oredi.... Where do I sign?  

TDO wrote:

Bro, 
When is my queue due? 

I'm free when you are bro, name the time and place.

No need to wait til 2015 la... Slinger is a different kettle of fish, I had to climb mountain for 2 years secret training so I could return and erase my embarrassment and redeem my pride.

my dear super hero....

u do realise i am undergoing a swing change myself....

dun anyhow stir stir hor...

TDO wrote:

Birdman wrote:

TDO wrote:

Bro, 
When is my queue due? 

I'm free when you are bro, name the time and place.

No need to wait til 2015 la... Slinger is a different kettle of fish, I had to climb mountain for 2 years secret training so I could return and erase my embarrassment and redeem my pride.

Ooo. That's great. How about 13 December 2013 Palm Resort afternoon game? Or you prefer morning?  

Great! My first customer! Ka-ching!