The Men's Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
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Finally,the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear"the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
(FIRST& FORE MOS TRUE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
! Obvious hints do not work!
Justtell us what you want!

1.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is in admissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Pls say whatever you have to say during commercials.. we don't disturb you while you are watching your soaps and serials.

1.Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A&n! bsp;color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it willbe scratched. We alldo tha

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will !act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is justnot worth the hassle. !

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as RacingorFootball.

1 . You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.


1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that ? It's like camping.

hahah good one..

good one.....but fm pratical standpoint....errrrr....very touch and go.....like golf, sometime hit P-ball just in case...ie that is how god made man, and that is why men are men

n u wonder why girls dont know this by now..

Thanks !! shall print it out and show it to my gal friends ...

Only for those committed and married. Those without relationship at all, LEARN FROM THIS !!!! HAIL !!!! I GUESSED ALL MEN SUFFERED THE SAME FATE. I TRULY ATTESTED TO THAT, being married all of 20 years.

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