You know you are addicted to golf when:

When you are constantly refreshing your browser at the GR forum for new posts/threads.

When you feel like throwing your clubs into the pond because sticking it to 3ft is not enough

When you start staring at the scorecard a couple of hours after a good/bad game, pondering... if only...

Lifeless when GR is down this morning. lol

When u can't play golf over the weekend !!

nutty88 wrote:

When you practice your swing in your sleep and hit your wife right on the face. I did that once and almost kena ban for life!

 Ah, fond memories. Finally stopped happening. By sleeping on the couch.

Birdman wrote:

Your choice of car is based not on the size of your family, but on the number of golf bags that fit in the trunk.

Yes. Stopped me lusting for all those tiny trunked Italian sports cars.

When your regular Starbucks staff all greet you by, "Mr Lee, did you golf today?"

When your colleagues are surprised you turned up for the weekly meeting, and they ask, "Is it raining out?"

- when you will immediately start searching for golf courses to squeeze in a round or two when told by your boss to travel for work.
 
- when you see an empty plot of land in Singapore and start thinking about golf range and course but to others are land for flats to be built.

you trade gf/wife request for golf games.

When a new driver is delivered, but you don't take it out of the box because you have 8 other of the  exact same driver in the storeroom.

When you are doing practice swings in the shopping mall while waiting for your wife/gf

When you can't pick up anything on the floor without a putter to lean on ..

when you are practising your golf swings in the HDB carpark.

With a long stalk of pom pom chrysanthemum in hand, my son did his practice swings!

when you log on to golf republic every hour

when you're dressed in golf tees and shorts during your weekends...

You have standby yr set and gears in car and ready for ad-hoc game on the tee box in 30min.

When my friends asking me, WHY GOLF..?! Whats got into u...

One of my reply: if u like the snooker/billard then u will hook on it when u made a Gd shot on a bigger piece of land... Hehe

when friends you happen to meet on the streets are always golfers...

My father was a Golf player

You still goes to the range/green when you have a toothache...

When u talk dirty to ya partner but it's all golf terms

E.g

Ohhhhh my shaft is rated xxx torque and it's xtra stiff when I see ya... 

Okay y'all get wat I mean.

CKT61 wrote:

You still goes to the range/green when you have a toothache...

 But will he walk up in the middle of a tournament if he has a toothache?

Turbo wrote:

CKT61 wrote:

You still goes to the range/green when you have a toothache...

 But will he walk up in the middle of a tournament if he has a toothache?

 Ha! I know who you're talking about... 
It just shows that he's not addicted enough...

When you chip at home and the club head hit your daughter's head and it bleed   

When my wife complained are increasing to 3 full golf bags and asked me to do spring cleaning.
When i logged into GR every now and then.