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PostSubject: Crocs on the golf course :-)   Crocs on the golf course :-) I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 20, 2013 11:47 am

One day, 2 Buaya was having a golf round. The bet was a nice cold beer at the tavern after the game. Halfway throught the game, Buaya A hit his 270m solid drive into the rough and Buaya B's drive was just merely 230m. After hitting his 2nd shot into the greenside bunker, Buaya B went forward to help Buaya A look for his ball. As it was apparent that Buaya A has been searching franatically for his ball the last few minutes.

Suddenly, Buaya B saw a half plugged ball with Buaya A's initial on it. Without uttering a word, he quietly stepped on it and continued to pretend searching.

10 seconds later, he heard "Yeah!! I found my ball!" from Buaya A and Buaya A continued to address and hit the ball withour hesistation.

Buaya A hit the ball to within 15 foot from the hole and 2 putted for a "Par". Yes, he won the hole without any objection from Buaya B.

Morale of story

" Golf is a game of Integrity " " Do Not do upon others what you don't want others to do upon you"

Have fun :-)
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PostSubject: Re: Crocs on the golf course :-)   Crocs on the golf course :-) I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 20, 2013 12:31 pm

Hahahahaha!!!!
Buaya B cun admit that he saw buaya A ball. Hahah!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Crocs on the golf course :-)   Crocs on the golf course :-) I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 20, 2013 6:29 pm

All Buayas will be punished according to the Karma in one way or another, either immediately on the next hole or subsequent holes with double if not more the punishment than he/she would have deserved or another day at God's will. You can run but you can't hide from the Almighty.

So don't play play Buayas!

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PostSubject: Re: Crocs on the golf course :-)   Crocs on the golf course :-) I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 21, 2013 12:03 pm

Singapore's full of buayas ...
Hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Crocs on the golf course :-)   Crocs on the golf course :-) I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 21, 2013 12:15 pm

errrrr...

Why cant B asked for or checked A's ball ??

scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Crocs on the golf course :-)   Crocs on the golf course :-) I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 21, 2013 1:40 pm

"A" would have:

1) Said that's his ball.
2) Drop another ball with the same brand and marking without "B." noticing.

It's quite difficult to catch a buaya unless you saw him in the act of cheating.

Usually I will let him/her free since it's not myself that is cheating. Karma will take care of that.
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PostSubject: Re: Crocs on the golf course :-)   Crocs on the golf course :-) I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 21, 2013 1:51 pm

ehh i heard of many funny stun during vegas game too, too bad that so choose to win in this way.. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Crocs on the golf course :-)   Crocs on the golf course :-) I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 21, 2013 2:19 pm

chien wrote:
errrrr...

Why cant B asked for or checked A's ball ??

scratch

Which balls??? Hehe.
Anyway, can only check the ball if they do declare the brand of ball & the numbering, during the start of game o at any point when change of ball.

Talking about declaring balls, wonder if how many of us have the habit of doing that. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Crocs on the golf course :-)   Crocs on the golf course :-) I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 21, 2013 5:49 pm

Roystonnn wrote:
chien wrote:
errrrr...

Why cant B asked for or checked A's ball ??

scratch

Which balls??? Hehe.
Anyway, can only check the ball if they do declare the brand of ball & the numbering, during the start of game o at any point when change of ball.

Talking about declaring balls, wonder if how many of us have the habit of doing that. Very Happy

Still not foolproof as "A" would have dropped another ball with the same brand and marking without "B." noticing.
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PostSubject: Re: Crocs on the golf course :-)   Crocs on the golf course :-) I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 21, 2013 6:04 pm

Wow... integrity in exchange for a glass of cold beer - sad that the spirit of golf sportsmanship is being played that way. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Hope this is just a story.... agreed with TDO - let Karma take care of that....
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