Salesman and Project Manager

Can't resist posting this one.

An project manager and a salesman decide to go bear hunting.

They arrive at a little cabin in the woods where the project manager begins to set up the array of equipment he has brought along for the bear hunt.

The salesman disappears out the front door of the cabin. He is gone for at least a half hour.

All of a sudden, the salesman comes running full tilt back in through the front door, a huge grizzly bear right behind him.

As he disappears out the back door he yells over his shoulder at the project manager,

"OK, You skin this one, I'm gonna go get another!"

+1
Good laugh to start the day

Can't help but to totally agree on it...

Good One......

FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his
wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the
fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our
jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip
naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And
when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all
night." The next night he came home from work and
yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her
clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What
the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE
NEAR THE FIRE."

Wonderful bells

Music to the ear