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mloy
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 |  Subject: Christmas Joke  Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:35 am | |
| A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,'Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through
three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.
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Duval_S
Hall of Fame Golfer
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Join date : 2009-06-19
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:37 am | |
| Let me check and confirm if thats true | |
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Derek
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Join date : 2009-10-20
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:37 am | |
| that was before viagra and cialis  | |
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audi
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Join date : 2011-11-16
Age : 38
Location : jakarta
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:53 am | |
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alvin7379
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Posts : 2916
Join date : 2009-11-24
Age : 45
Location : Anywhere Comfortable
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:23 am | |
| Sooo..... Mloy... are you a pear or an onion?  | |
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wilkang
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Posts : 2780
Join date : 2009-10-21
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:30 am | |
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alvin7379
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:34 am | |
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wilkang
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Posts : 2780
Join date : 2009-10-21
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:38 am | |
| Chairman & Vice-Chairman of BVA. The most arrange a drinking session to appease her...  | |
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mloy
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Location : East
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eiji
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Posts : 6193
Join date : 2009-08-22
Age : 43
Location : Training
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:44 am | |
| we need to go D8 with Brett | |
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mUAr_cHEe
Hall of Fame Golfer
Posts : 7237
Join date : 2009-06-19
Location : Sillypore
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:53 am | |
| wah... chair and vice chair of BVA also hold positions at NATO? | |
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Technospaz
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Join date : 2009-06-18
Age : 49
Location : Typically OOB
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:57 am | |
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mloy
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:58 am | |
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eiji
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Posts : 6193
Join date : 2009-08-22
Age : 43
Location : Training
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:01 am | |
| Wil can you check with Brett, let's arrange one session with him before he leaves. | |
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mloy
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Age : 95
Location : East
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:11 am | |
| - eiji wrote:
- we need to go D8 with Brett
Do we have to go to D8? | |
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eiji
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:11 am | |
| i dun care the location, i think a get together would be great. with or without his fiancee. | |
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slinger
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Age : 55
Location : Wild Wild West
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:18 am | |
| why dun we do a xmas lunch gathering again...
suntec or habourfront... both near MRT | |
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mloy
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Posts : 4562
Join date : 2009-09-11
Age : 95
Location : East
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:26 pm | |
| - slinger wrote:
- why dun we do a xmas lunch gathering again...
suntec or habourfront... both near MRT Good idea, slinger. Raffles Place better. Near MRT and near my office.  | |
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Technospaz
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Age : 49
Location : Typically OOB
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:28 pm | |
| SUNTEC!!!  | |
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shamusan
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Age : 39
Location : In YOUR fairway...
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:22 pm | |
| eh... are we talking abt the same D8 as i would go?
if you are, lemme know... i would like to go there too!!! | |
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bian1980
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Join date : 2009-11-21
Age : 44
Location : North, Singapore
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:28 pm | |
| - shamusan wrote:
- eh... are we talking abt the same D8 as i would go?
if you are, lemme know... i would like to go there too!!! woooh... D8? happy time? let's go then. | |
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wilkang
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Posts : 2780
Join date : 2009-10-21
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:37 pm | |
| New D8 is thai now i believe...Old one shifted to chijmes... So which one sham??  | |
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bian1980
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:01 pm | |
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eiji
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Join date : 2009-08-22
Age : 43
Location : Training
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:19 pm | |
| I have no idea what u guys talking about but wil can you organise this for Brett..how did a xmas joke end up like this lol | |
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mUAr_cHEe
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Join date : 2009-06-19
Location : Sillypore
| | Subject: Re: Christmas Joke Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:29 pm | |
| tis the season to be jolly.. fa la la la la la la la la... | |
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