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PostSubject: Joke of the day    Joke of the day  I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 16, 2014 9:17 am

Yesterday I went to buy joss sticks and joss paper to pray for my ancestors .

Towkay : Handsome you wanna buy iphone to burn for your ancestors ? Very trend thing nowadays .

Me : Zhun bo ? They know how to use anot ?

Towkay : Eh come on la , steve jobs down there already , dunno they can ask him . Y you worry ?

Me : ok loh ! Give me 1

Towkay : Handsome you wanna buy casing bo ?

Me : Ok loh !

Towkay : You wanna buy bluetooth bo ? Package together .

Me : Might as well la .

Towakay : What about charger ?

Me : Charger bo bao meh ? Really need the extend to buy charger meh ?

Towkay : Charger no buy , no battery how ? Later no battery how to call you tell you 4d .

Me : Ok la ok la . How much ?

Towkay : Package I charge you cheap , $8.80 !

Me : ok la ok la . Later give me 1 of your name card .

Towkay : Why you need my name card ?

Me : Later I burn to my ancestors , for warranty claim they can contact you direct .

Towkay : Choi !

Whahahaha . Good days ahead when you start your smile every morning .
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day    Joke of the day  I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 16, 2014 9:21 am

Heard b4 but funny still.  Razz 
Tx fr sharg, xdchua mate. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day    Joke of the day  I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 16, 2014 11:08 am

Thanks bro
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day    Joke of the day  I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 16, 2014 11:43 am

This is the Joke of the Day with a touch of local flavour ...  ROFL ROFL Very funny indeed!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day    Joke of the day  I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 16, 2014 1:56 pm

Ha ha, thanks!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day    Joke of the day  I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 16, 2014 9:13 pm

I like the local flavour.   lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day    Joke of the day  I_icon_minitimeFri Jan 17, 2014 10:42 am

even they need to keep up with technology...
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