Joke of the Day

Senior Golfer Posts : 479 Join date : 2009-06-22

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mum that she has missed her
period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that
did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and
enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for
your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach
house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a
$2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
$2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You screw her again."