Uncle Lau & Old Boy's Club - Senior Golf Rules.....

Please note for future reference..

Rule 1.a.5
A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough with no penalty. The senior should not be penalized for tall grass which ground keepers failed to mow.

Rule 2.d.6 (b)
A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior player must estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from there.

Rule 3.b.3(g)
There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, making it a stolen ball. The player is not to compound the felony by charging himself or herself with a penalty.

Rule 4.c.7(h)
If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.

Rule 5.
Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the hole. No one wants to make a travesty of the game.

Rule 6.a.9(k)
There is no penalty for so-called "out of bounds." If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior golfer deserves an apology, not a penalty.

Rule 7.g.15(z)
There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Senior golfers should not be penalized for manufacturers' shortcomings.

Rule 8.k.9(s)
Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf equipment. Since this is financially impractical for many senior golfers, one-half stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old equipment.

Please advise all your senior friends of these important rule changes. Carry a copy with you at all times, to refer to with those non seniors.

ROFLOL!! Why only seniors??? I think this should be the official rules. Period.

must not let Ucl Lau and his old boys club see this.

finally, rule changes that make sense!

Uncle Lau, this is under jokes&humour, not golf rules... PERIOD

We are waiting for Chairman Uncle Lau of Kukup Cangkul Gang to advice if the senior rules applies beyond borders of Singapore.

Khorkar wrote:

Please note for future reference..

Rule 7.g.15(z)
There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Senior golfers should not be penalized for manufacturers' shortcomings.

ULTIMATE!

Sobs .....i so touch......thanks bro Khorkor for bring up this matter ! Yes next to Kukup will have a AGM on this new ruling....

Actually i doubt it will pass in the AGM, as we at the Old Boys Club, may be Old, Retired....Tiko....etc ...BUT we have our integrity and our Secret TongKat Ali vows...

We will not take advantage of others as we also don't wants others to take advantage of us !



For your effort bro Khorkor, i going give you a free pass to play with me !

Gray wrote:

must not let Ucl Lau and his old boys club see this.

Too Late Boy ! Next kukup game will apply on you 1st !

Try this new ruling today with newbie JawereZ and got 8 pars.......JawereZ ask .." Wahlau Uncle...like that also can....."

Thanks Khorkor !!!

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Felix, don't think you that old to apply this rule

22tang wrote:

Felix, don't think you that old to apply this rule

haha, must follow government law on retirement age ... now 62

Mario wrote:

22tang wrote:

Felix, don't think you that old to apply this rule

haha, must follow government law on retirement age ... now 62

Government got Government Rules, Home got Home Rules, Old Boy Club ofcos !!... GOT Old Boys Club rules, for the best ball position for it members...age 40 and above...hey mario and 22tang, you are Old Boys Club member leh ! You too could apply the Senior Rules mah !

Like that Mario and I no need Q number liao ... on or not

Uncle Lau wrote:

Mario wrote:

22tang wrote:

Felix, don't think you that old to apply this rule

haha, must follow government law on retirement age ... now 62

Government got Government Rules, Home got Home Rules, Old Boy Club ofcos !!... GOT Old Boys Club rules, for the best ball position for it members...age 40 and above...hey mario and 22tang, you are Old Boys Club member leh ! You too could apply the Senior Rules mah !

Wait Long Long hor !!!

I laughed so hard until I fart !
But good game it was ...

From UL's definition, I think i also fall under the senior category oredy. Maybe it's time to change my nick to UnlceWho...

But nevermind, at least can enjoy the game better since now being covered under Senior Golf Rules.

Free memberships to anyone 40 and above....handicap must not less than 24 or drive further than UL (190m max) !

Bro who8168, how old are you ???

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Check out my nick... it's my birthday.

Since we fall under the same category, we should have some games together. But as you are 3 yrs older, I will start thinking how many strokes to ask from you.

Kukup 30/9 ??? Buy you Pontian Coffee ! Still got slot and Transport !



Give you strokes.....

Haizzz... thanks for the offer. Would love to but i'm not lucky like you - already retired & enjoying life. Need to work leh. Some other weekends. Will PM you.

Uncle Lau wrote:

Try this new ruling today with newbie JawereZ and got 8 pars.......JawereZ ask .." Wahlau Uncle...like that also can....."

Thanks Khorkor !!!

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Haha.... The new ruling will make UL a Pro ! Nuff said !