World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Subject: World's Shortest Fairy Tale Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:24 am

WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "No".

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.

Super Active Golfer Posts : 1997 Join date : 2011-03-27

Bro,

Thank you for making me laugh.

In my book, you da man! Cool

Newbie Golfer Posts : 30 Join date : 2011-03-20

now that's a happy ending Smile

Subject: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:24 pm

i like

Caddy Posts : 5606 Join date : 2009-12-26

"....the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted and shag women he fancied..."

Subject: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:49 pm

I like PS's one better. What can I say, I think the last part that was missing from the original is really priceless....... Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:58 pm

The moral of the story is, woman can be the main cause of a fairy tale ending. Ha! Ha!.

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