Eye Candy Caddies

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1210272/Sexy-golf-caddies-banned-courses-damaging-sport.html#ixzz0PudoSAMl

Y ban!!!!
I have yet to try it lehhhh....

Do you get to choose the lady caddies in bintan?
woohhh.. must be expensive bah..

Hmm... may be easily distracted.

hmm.. u may ask her to lie down next to hole when u putt?
Or u may ask her to lie down on the ground when u tee-off? (so that u'll not LOOK UP!)

I'd like my own cheering squad. With pom-poms and everything.

We are training caddies for the new course at Laguna, China girls... also very nice.....

i thgt i saw some poster when playing at palm spring... they got the "golf escort" service..

basically u paid the gals for their game n also some fees.. she will play 18 holes with you. (i believe they shld have some standard in golf wise)

Those georgeous US caddies (social escorts) are very good golfers usually--sometimes, college students. Some are Q-school quality and above.

I think you can request the skill level of the caddie.

They are not cheap & there is no hanky-panky unless you ask the caddie for normal date on her free time.

UNLIKE some Asian golf courses where 'extras' can be arranged--sometimes right on the courses behind the halfway houses or abandoned maintenance buildings if there are not any flights just after yours!

And Asian caddies are much cheaper also. (Even if they dun provide 'extra services' on or off the courses.)

CK

Wow... shorthitter.. i would like to join u to train the caddies as well. hehe.

Clarence, the courses must have alot of abandoned building then.. keke.
By the way, how come u noe so well? like halfway houses & maintenance buildings.. keke.

RS: It's stories I heard from close, trusted kakis!



Just play in Pattaya, Indonesia or even Hadyai and U will sooner-or-later understand, young man.

It gets even worse/better (?) at the after-game shenanigens at massage parlours, KTV lounges or pubs with GROs.

Some think 19th hole 'activities' are as good or better as the game itself!



CK

clarencekim wrote:

Some think 19th hole 'activities' are as good or better as the game itself

CK

what game?

wow.... so much things to learn .... i want to learn as well

So.. when is the next Pattaya, Indonesia or even Hadyai game scheduled? Need to apply for leave and visa...

Drool......if any candy eyes caddies need any lesson from me .......Lamts18 you go and teach them 1st !

Ssquirrel wrote:

So.. when is the next Pattaya, Indonesia or even Hadyai game scheduled? Need to apply for leave and visa...

visa card?? there use cash lah, what u need visa card for... not enough, mr lam will pay for you first!!

Pinehurst Golf Club - situated just outside of Bangkok.

First thing they make you do when you arrive at the club is choose your caddy. Depending on which ones you pick, they will ask if you want special service. Most of the younger ones will try to get your contact number and ask you out after the game.

Problem is, they hardly go a proper job of caddying.. poor distance estimates, not sure what club to bring for you, etc. Quite irritating. The course sucks too, super over crowded on weekends. I once played 6.5hrs for 18holes coz we had to keep waiting to take our shots.

I've got friends who love going there though, and according to them best is to tee off around 1pm, coz that's when the younger caddies start work.

if i am not wrong, they are besides some university... so the caddies are actually students doin part-time.
rumour tht it is better to play night golf starting from 3pm.
dun expect any good caddy, i were told. hehehe and the course are not well maintain too.

suppose to try for my last trip but din...sob sob... hehehe

Wah....seems like Pinehurst is the place to go ........good course...good caddying......good makan....

watch out for pm tee-off, most pple avoid as it could get very the hot... morning or night sounds better...

wow.. sounds so exciting hor..
Get to choose caddy somemore.. hur hur hur.

Will they speak with men voice after the game start?

I lost about half-dozen balls at Pinehurst (BKK). The caddy must have thought I was a total beginner.

Did not ask for special services as it was the Queen's birthday and the course was very crowded. An amateur ang mo in my group got an eagle on a par 5!

My disaster golf was a direct result of the previous night's escapades in Patpong, Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy--too much partying!

CK

i made my pretty caddies read my line of putt like villegas

chocoman wrote:

i made my pretty caddies read my line of putt like villegas

And I wonder where you were standing when they did.

Technospaz wrote:

chocoman wrote:

i made my pretty caddies read my line of putt like villegas

And I wonder where you were standing when they did.

pot calling kettle black. very nice

Technospaz wrote:

chocoman wrote:

i made my pretty caddies read my line of putt like villegas

And I wonder where you were standing when they did.

I believe he is "the line"....