Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland,

Ohio :



"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.

It is the most-requested column I've ever written.. My odometer rolled over

to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:"



1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and

parents will. Stay in touch.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.

13... Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey

is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God

never blinks.

16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is

up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for

an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't

save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words ''In five years, will

this matter?".

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.

31. Ho wever good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did

or didn't do.

35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood.

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd

grab ours back.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

42. The best is yet to come.

43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up..

44. Yield.

45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

Thanks for sharing bro ! I like to add one more !

46) If you like something....buy it ! If you like a girl.....date and xxx her ! Life short !

Uncle Lau wrote:

Thanks for sharing bro ! I like to add one more !

46) If you like something....buy it ! If you like a girl.....date and xxx her ! Life short !

you lend me money, i'll buy.... i like the Nissan GTR ... Girls ? ... nah..... mah fan...

you lend me money, i'll buy.... i like the Nissan GTR ... Girls ? ... nah..... mah fan... [/quote] Lamst18


HUH ????? Thought you are the Money Lender of ToonsHouse ?

You don't any how say ah..... later Police come find me... Now.. broke aly..... have to sell my clubs ..

Really ?........can i book 1st your Honma sets, your Range Finder and the most IMPORTANT thing i want from you.....Your XMM phone book !

phone book, no worries... i pass all of them to you.... good luck bro...
the Homas .... if you can play them. i give to you.

can i buy? bro lamts18..

jaketang wrote:

can i buy? bro lamts18..

Sorry bro ! All lamst18 golf sets, rangefinder, golf balls and especially his V, C, M, and even I series MM and XMM phone book i booked already.....

But you are my friend so i could lend you as it left hand sets hehehe....but not the phonebook !!!!

wahahahah UL, actually i only wan to buy the phonebook... whahahaha

Already told bro....not for sale !

Lets see now.....Cindy....Mary.....AH ..MOMO girl....9xxxxxx8 hehehe

Desiderata
by Max Ehrmann

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly, and listen to others,
even to the dull and ignorant;
they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons;
they are vexatious to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter,
for always there will be
greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career
however humble;
it is a real possession in the
changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs,
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you
to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals,
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love,
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit
to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore, be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,
keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham,
drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

This was NOT written by some Native American (American Indian) Medicin Man nor some 15th Century European Monk as some people have claimed. It was written by an American lawyer (ca 1900) who also wrote poetry and lived in the US state of Indiana. Okay, so not ALL lawyers are bad.



CK