Medical Issues

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?



In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

Another good one. Will forward to my other half.

mloy wrote:

Another good one. Will forward to my other half.

Testing water or daring him to try?

puteh83 wrote:

mloy wrote:

Another good one. Will forward to my other half.

Testing water or daring him to try?

Don't need to dare or test water. Like you said the end result is still death. And he know it. Its for his "reading pleasure".

mloy wrote:

puteh83 wrote:

mloy wrote:

Another good one. Will forward to my other half.

Testing water or daring him to try?

Don't need to dare or test water. Like you said the end result is still death. And he know it. Its for his "reading pleasure".

mloy wrote:

puteh83 wrote:

mloy wrote:

Another good one. Will forward to my other half.

Testing water or daring him to try?

Don't need to dare or test water. Like you said the end result is still death. And he know it. Its for his "reading pleasure".

Education u mean?

getting kicked in the guts and getting kicked in the balls however will give a different result....