Golf is an easy game

...when played at the driving range and where bad shots don't count....

This is what I learned at the range:
1. The ball can't tell you have an ugly swing
2. I shall not change my ugly swing
3. Stop reading birdman's posts on swing theory...as enlightening as it normally is, the last time we played together, he said cock this, cock that...now, everything's cocked up.....
4. Half-swing, full contact is better that full-swing, half contact....mloy told me at the range that my half-swing is a carbon copy of duval's...can't wait to meet him so we can settle who copy who.......

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golfool2009 wrote:

...when played at the driving range and where bad shots don't count....

This is what I learned at the range:
1. The ball can't tell you have an ugly swing
2. I shall not change my ugly swing
3. Stop reading birdman's posts on swing theory...as enlightening as it normally is, the last time we played together, he said cock this, cock that...now, everything's cocked up.....
4. Half-swing, full contact is better that full-swing, half contact....mloy told me at the range that my half-swing is a carbon copy of duval's...can't wait to meet him so we can settle who copy who.......

sure a not...??? if any part of my swing resemble yours, then clearly you are not doing it rite......

3. Stop reading birdman's posts on swing theory...as enlightening as it normally is, the last time we played together, he said cock this, cock that...now, everything's cocked up.....

GF, what do you think? He is birdman after all ah..

blee2007 wrote:

3. Stop reading birdman's posts on swing theory...as enlightening as it normally is, the last time we played together, he said cock this, cock that...now, everything's cocked up.....

GF, what do you think? He is birdman after all ah..

Are you saying that birdman talk (cheow wai) bird language?

BIRDMAN, CALLING BIRDMAN !!!!! Is it true?

mloy wrote:

blee2007 wrote:

3. Stop reading birdman's posts on swing theory...as enlightening as it normally is, the last time we played together, he said cock this, cock that...now, everything's cocked up.....

GF, what do you think? He is birdman after all ah..

Are you saying that birdman talk (cheow wai) bird language?

BIRDMAN, CALLING BIRDMAN !!!!! Is it true?

Ya hor, BM very quiet now lei..

mloy wrote:

blee2007 wrote:

3. Stop reading birdman's posts on swing theory...as enlightening as it normally is, the last time we played together, he said cock this, cock that...now, everything's cocked up.....

GF, what do you think? He is birdman after all ah..

Are you saying that birdman talk (cheow wai) bird language?

BIRDMAN, CALLING BIRDMAN !!!!! Is it true?

woah!!!...i'm not trying to bash the superhero...i just meant that his sound swing theories will not work for my half-swing.....

hmm...enlightenment !!

Totally agree with GF, especially on point 4 "Half-swing, full contact is better that full-swing, half contact"...

as for point 3 "Stop reading birdman's posts on swing theory...as enlightening as it normally is, the last time we played together, he said cock this, cock that...now, everything's cocked up.....", well mine already cocked up, so should not make any difference...haha !!

guess it's time to have " Invitation challenge DS vs GF "...keke

golfool2009 wrote:

...when played at the driving range and where bad shots don't count....

This is what I learned at the range:
1. The ball can't tell you have an ugly swing
2. I shall not change my ugly swing
3. Stop reading birdman's posts on swing theory...as enlightening as it normally is, the last time we played together, he said cock this, cock that...now, everything's cocked up.....
4. Half-swing, full contact is better that full-swing, half contact....mloy told me at the range that my half-swing is a carbon copy of duval's...can't wait to meet him so we can settle who copy who.......

GF,, what youve learned are right,...hehe.. how could anyone said its wrong when you displayed those characters to get 78 at occ....u're simply marvellous!!! Like my friend said... its not how you drive... its how u arrive...i see that you have even less than half swing....but you arrive fantastically...

seems like someone had experience GF's power in short game...keke

KLT, it was 77 (4 over par 73)

golfool, hopefully my i15 will come in time for the Lo Hei game. Ping power!

job of superhero is to save the world.....

they suck at giving advise.....

which explains why all of them wear their underwear on the outside.....

if they are good at giving advise, they wont be wearing on the outside....

dun be fool by birdman, he is a closet superhero..... give him some time

Hmm.....will have a chance on the 7th to check out his superpower.

Golfool, I laughed at loud at no. 3, and I'm all alone, I feel ridiculous!
"Cock this, cock that, now cocked up!" Totally cracked me up man.

Theory time!

I'm not surprised cocking cocked you up. Your 77 is evidence that you play well enough. No matter how your swing looks, it's a part of your DNA having been grooved over the years. Any variation (cock) just throws your timing and rhythm off returning to impact. Getting it right will take time to groove so your rhythm and timing readjusts till it's all back in sync. Your half swing is timed to return perfectly, my overswing is timed to do the same. If I swung like you and you swung like me, both using our own timing and rhythm, we'd both cock up.

It's the bumble bee theory. It's not designed to fly yet it somehow defies the laws of physics and does.

One school of thought teaches a wide backswing with a delayed wrist cock for more power. Another says an early wrist cock works sets up better for a delayed release coming down, and that it works better for amateurs. I tried going wide, and my ball ended up wide, and weak. I then tried the early wrist cock, it worked for me. More power and straighter shots for the full swing, and more spin and accuracy for chips and pitches. Go figure...

And Mon, it's "cheow wei" not "cheow wai", if "cheow wai" everytime I go, the floor will be all wet. So the answer to your question is "No, not true".

slinger wrote:

job of superhero is to save the world.....

they suck at giving advise.....

which explains why all of them wear their underwear on the outside.....

if they are good at giving advise, they wont be wearing on the outside....

dun be fool by birdman, he is a closet superhero..... give him some time

Huh? So do I suck at giving advice or am I going to save the world?

Birdman wrote:

slinger wrote:

job of superhero is to save the world.....

they suck at giving advise.....

which explains why all of them wear their underwear on the outside.....

if they are good at giving advise, they wont be wearing on the outside....

dun be fool by birdman, he is a closet superhero..... give him some time

Huh? So do I suck at giving advice or am I going to save the world?

personally,u need a makeover.....

how abt dyeing those wings blonde....

also those grandma briefs, heard G strings now offer good support....

Blonde wings? You think Victoria's Secret ah?

And I only floss my teeth hor, not my butt. Only girls and gays wear la. What do you think the 'G' in G-string stands for?

Birdman wrote:

What do you think the 'G' in G-string stands for?

gigolo........

cant help it......

You like?

Birdman wrote:

\Your 77 is evidence that you play well enough.

Intel for Lo-Hei Game.

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

Birdman wrote:

\Your 77 is evidence that you play well enough.

Intel for Lo-Hei Game.

That one career best la...

You also had a career best recently right? Also a 70 plus, so also can consider as intel for the game?