Nurse!! What can i say?

A male patient is lying in bed in Hospital , wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young, female student nurse prepares to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the oxygen mask. 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir.

I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

'Thank you very much.
That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
















A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

And the nurse answer back " YES - YOUR - RESULT - BACK....YOUR - TESTICLES - FINE - BUT - WE - NEED - TO - CUT - YOUR - MANHOOD - AWAY ! "

Moral of story :- Never play punk with a nurse if you are lying in a hospital bed....

The nurse replied," OOh.... I thought u want them black! I special order that for your next follow up. "

For that cheapskate patient: Don't think with your manhood..... use your brain, unless they have been switched.

Oh dear. Oh dear.